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How do fat people have sex?

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Sometimes, you just wonder, don't you... this occurred go to me whilst watching the sex scene in Brick Lane (with the husband)... and I thought - that is completely physically impossible!
 
The parts can fit together in various ways from a variety of angles and positions.

Use your imagination.

Or Google.
 
I'd guess doggy style is always a possibility as long as the man's organ is of sufficient size - same way elephants or hippos do it.
 
Sometimes, you just wonder, don't you... this occurred go to me whilst watching the sex scene in Brick Lane (with the husband)... and I thought - that is completely physically impossible!

Like other human beings, fat people have sex when the whosit goes into the whatsit and then the stork delivers a baby, and then that baby grows up and becomes an accountant, and is later indicted for securities fraud.


J.
 
Like other human beings, fat people have sex when the whosit goes into the whatsit and then the stork delivers a baby, and then that baby grows up and becomes an accountant, and is later indicted for securities fraud.


J.

^This is a post by J. Allen. It is made of quotability and win. :guffaw:
 
I'm pretty sure you still just put the lime in the coconut, it's just a little more complicated because they're still stuck in the trees.
 
One topic I didn't expect An officer to start...

How do fat people have sex? Hopefully enjoyable.
 
I'm guessing we're talking about super fat/obese people. The kind where the fat in their belly has overtaken their penis. Or where the fat in their thighs has made finding the vagina a matter of choosing between fat folds.
 
I'm guessing we're talking about super fat/obese people. The kind where the fat in their belly has overtaken their penis. Or where the fat in their thighs has made finding the vagina a matter of choosing between fat folds.

Oh, in that case, roll em both in flour and find the wet spots.
 
Sometimes, you just wonder, don't you... this occurred go to me whilst watching the sex scene in Brick Lane (with the husband)... and I thought - that is completely physically impossible!

The husband in Brick Lane was obese but not morbidly obese. Maybe his wife was acrobaticand slim enough to do most of the work? It has been a while since I have seen Brick Lane and I don't recall a sex scene between the husband and the wife only between the wife and her young lover.

I love the saris the wife wore. They were beautiful.
 
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^ There was a brief scene, in the missionary position... and I thought: yeah, right, and pigs can fly.

I'm not talking ordinary fat, I mean obese. It must be a genuine problem. Could it mean you get none at all...?
 
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