My Zombie Apocalypse plan is as follows:
1: Become zombie.
2: Attempt to maintain or regain higher brain functions.
3: If successful with Step 2, become King Zombie. If Step 2 fails, stop caring about anything that's not stumbling around aimlessly and eating people.
My plan is flawless. Worst case scenario is that Step 2 fails and some of the living shoot me. Being killed isn't stumbling around or eating people, so it would be on my list of "Shit I no longer care about."
If Step 2 succeeds, I'll be the zombie wearing a cardboard Burger King crown and looking proud of himself. If you survive and see a zombie fitting this description, don't shoot! I'm sentient and can be reasoned with. I'll also command a sizable army of zombie-squirrels and can easily be bribed with brains. Any brains will do, they don't have to be human.
1: Become zombie.
2: Attempt to maintain or regain higher brain functions.
3: If successful with Step 2, become King Zombie. If Step 2 fails, stop caring about anything that's not stumbling around aimlessly and eating people.
My plan is flawless. Worst case scenario is that Step 2 fails and some of the living shoot me. Being killed isn't stumbling around or eating people, so it would be on my list of "Shit I no longer care about."
If Step 2 succeeds, I'll be the zombie wearing a cardboard Burger King crown and looking proud of himself. If you survive and see a zombie fitting this description, don't shoot! I'm sentient and can be reasoned with. I'll also command a sizable army of zombie-squirrels and can easily be bribed with brains. Any brains will do, they don't have to be human.