^^^I thought it was obvious that I was being sarcastic. Since I wasn't obvious enough, let me say I don't believe any of the posters who supposedly didn't understand how Reeves was relevant. I believe the ritualistic Keanu hate is motivated largely by homophobia. If it weren't for the widespread belief Reeves is gay, Keanu hate would be as rare as Matt Damon hate. The occasional eccentric posting something wouldn't provoke a chorus of me-too.
The compulsory denigration of Reeves shows how much a celebrity, particularly male, has to lose. Which shows how absurd the insinuations that there's no big deal to coming out really are. The pretense that this example made no sense is just a spiteful way of whining about getting caught out.