[Game] Make a Lower Decks-esque reference joke

[Darth Thanos]

A long time ago, in a galaxy quadrant far, far away...

Janeway: Computer, initiate Emergency Medical Holographic Programme.
Doctor: ...wait a moment, I'm back here. Well. Please state the nature of the medical... captain. You don't appear to be injured.
Janeway: No, I came here to talk. See, some people have been complaining about you...
Doctor: Oh, I'm sure, and I would like to complain, too! People often leave here without ever deactivating me, and I'm left without anything to do for hours upon hours! It's extremely irritating!
Janeway: ...and they say that you...
Doctor: ...so I started to read the careers of other Starfleet medical officers, that I could simply instantly download, but I have hours to waste, so I read the old-fashioned way...
Janeway: ...that you have poor...
Doctor: So I have been reading about Phlox, McHoy, Crusher, Pulaski, Bashir, and recently about Dr. T'ana, of USS Cerritos. She once had to amputate a patient's leg, and did so with a crude chainsaw. She must be under a lot of stress to consider such an option, but the results were quite intriguing...
Janeway: ...bedside manners... you know what? Everything will be fine, Doctor! I will see that Belanna grants you control over your deactivation sequence! There's nothing to worry about! Please don't kill us...

 

[Darth Thanos]

On Jengus IV, the planet that turns your dreams into reality...

Admiral Picard: Ensign Brad Boimler, for your acts of exemplary heroism I will skip all intermediate ranks and appoint you, right here and now, captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise!

And later, when it manifests your worst fears instead...

Admiral Picard: Ensign Beckett Mariner, for your acts of exemplary heroism I will skip all intermediate ranks and appoint you, right here and now, captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise!