Doctor Finds Foot In Newborn's Brain

[DarkHelmet]

Here in Colorado, a pediatric brain surgeon discovered a fully grown foot, as well as parts of an intestine in the folds of an infant's brain, in addition to another developing foot, hand and thigh.

Here is the story.

The picture (a clickable link within the article) is unbelievable.

 

[An Officer]

I don't wanna know WHAT the mother was smoking while that baby was growing.

 

[Kestra]

It's incredible that the child seems to be relatively healthy.

 

[Goliath]

Ain't that a kick in the head.

 

[Sephiroth]

well, isin't THAT a kick in the head?

 

[Kryton]

There should be a telethon for sufferers of "Foot In Head Disease".

 

[Kira's Mom]

I don't wanna know WHAT the mother was smoking while that baby was growing.

Probably nothing, if it was a case of fetus in fetu- twins where one doesn't develop properly and is absorbed by the other. If there was a foot and another foot developing, it was most likely a failed twin.

 

[btflash]

Ain't that a kick in the head.

you beat me to it!

 

[Danoz]

Ain't that a kick in the head.

you beat me to it!

I so did NOT think of that. You guys are SICK

 

[Jadzia]

well, isin't THAT a kick in the head?

I believe she'll grow up to be a rather soulful mind, but may suffer from stamping headaches, running thoughts, or an arched brow. If anything challenges her intellectually, then she can say that it has stumped her toe.

I'm afraid I couldn't think of a joke involving bunions or corns or hammer toes, or ingrowing toe nails. I have tried

 

[Trekker4747]

Clearly it was just the kid's sole.

 

[Goliath]

Ain't that a kick in the head.

you beat me to it!

I beat Sephiroth too--barely.

 

[Candlelight]

At least it wasn't a penis.

Then TrekBBS users would be rushing to see who could get 'dickhead' in first.

 

[Kryton]

TrekBBS users would be rushing to see who could get 'dickhead' in first.

Sounds just like last call at The Star Trek Experience.

 

[Tiberius Jim]

Man, that kid is really starting off on the wrong foot.

 

[Cutter John]

Doctor heard to mutter. "Huh."

 

[tharpdevenport]

You always think some people are born with a foot in their mouth, but after this I don't think the reality of it is so unrealistic.

 

[SPOCKED]

I'm agreeing to close by request; this thread doesn't appear to be going anywhere.