In TOS the klingons could be subtle, crafty and cruel. They were clearly militaristic, but they weren't all the same in that they were not all BATSHIT INSANE.
Granted, there were exceptions, like Worf (raised by humans), but Klingon policy in the 24th century was essentially: Get killed in battle because of HONOR. Commit suicide because of HONOR. Also, drink blood, eat hearts, solve all problems with sharp objects, and be as unsanitary as possible because of HONOR. Also, act without thinking about the situation for even five seconds, wear armour all the time, beat up your sex partner as an erotic display, and file your teeth into points.
Essentially, if they were any more violent and war-like they’d shoot missiles from their asses.
So, who do we have to thank for this apparent shift in the Klingon philosophy from militaristic to totally insane?
Commander Kruge, of course! In Star Trek III, Kruge is portrayed as a raving loon. He kills his girlfriend, then kills his gunnery officer in a fit of rage. On a ship with only 12 crewmen, executing someone every time they make a mistake...well, there can be 11 mistakes, then you get to run the ship yourself. In any case, throughout the movie it becomes clear he has a bit of a mental problem, which ends when he decides to just fight with Kirk until the planet blows up. In other words, he gets distracted by suicidal violent mental issues. Sound familiar?
So, apparently the entire Klingon culture was reverse-engineered from Kruge’s example? That’s like going down to the nearest mental ward and reverse engineering human culture from the example of an extremely shell-shocked soldier. (No offense meant to said soldier, but he’s not a model citizen.)
So it now looks like ALL Klingons received a severe ‘bump to the head’ so to speak, and now suffer from severe violent tendencies.
Thanks for the inspiration, Kruge!
...Eh who am I kidding, the insane klingons are teh awesom!
Granted, there were exceptions, like Worf (raised by humans), but Klingon policy in the 24th century was essentially: Get killed in battle because of HONOR. Commit suicide because of HONOR. Also, drink blood, eat hearts, solve all problems with sharp objects, and be as unsanitary as possible because of HONOR. Also, act without thinking about the situation for even five seconds, wear armour all the time, beat up your sex partner as an erotic display, and file your teeth into points.
Essentially, if they were any more violent and war-like they’d shoot missiles from their asses.
So, who do we have to thank for this apparent shift in the Klingon philosophy from militaristic to totally insane?
Commander Kruge, of course! In Star Trek III, Kruge is portrayed as a raving loon. He kills his girlfriend, then kills his gunnery officer in a fit of rage. On a ship with only 12 crewmen, executing someone every time they make a mistake...well, there can be 11 mistakes, then you get to run the ship yourself. In any case, throughout the movie it becomes clear he has a bit of a mental problem, which ends when he decides to just fight with Kirk until the planet blows up. In other words, he gets distracted by suicidal violent mental issues. Sound familiar?
So, apparently the entire Klingon culture was reverse-engineered from Kruge’s example? That’s like going down to the nearest mental ward and reverse engineering human culture from the example of an extremely shell-shocked soldier. (No offense meant to said soldier, but he’s not a model citizen.)
So it now looks like ALL Klingons received a severe ‘bump to the head’ so to speak, and now suffer from severe violent tendencies.
Thanks for the inspiration, Kruge!


...Eh who am I kidding, the insane klingons are teh awesom!
