I don't think someone in your line of work should be encouraging people to eat fat.
...unless you're trying to drum up more business.
Best tasting FAT!
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I don't think someone in your line of work should be encouraging people to eat fat.
...unless you're trying to drum up more business.
He's just giving me more work to do.
I don't think someone in your line of work should be encouraging people to eat fat.
...unless you're trying to drum up more business.
Now take a deep breath in and out through your mouth...
So what do you do? Nutritionist? 
I'm a shrink - short lives aren't so bad, as long as they're happy bunnies in the meantime...
Zion, by contrast, is one of those doctors that does nasty things to ill people with blood and machines and needles and other assorted stuff.
It hurts me more than it hurts them. No, really it does.
I'm a shrink - short lives aren't so bad, as long as they're happy bunnies in the meantime...
Zion, by contrast, is one of those doctors that does nasty things to ill people with blood and machines and needles and other assorted stuff.
Ooh, now we only need a nurse to make it a really fun little gathering. 
Cook a couple of slices of bacon in a pan until crispy. Remove and set aside, then slowly cook sliced mushrooms in the bacon fat until they start to get all golden and caramelized. After that, if there's a ton of bacon grease still in the pan, you probably want to drain most of it out (or not, if you hate your arteries).
Add cooked pasta to the pan with a little bit of the pasta water and toss everything with a little olive oil and parmesan. Crush the bacon up and add that, and season with salt and pepper.
And you have motherfucking heaven.
Add cooked pasta to the pan with a little bit of the pasta water and toss everything with a little olive oil and parmesan. Crush the bacon up and add that, and season with salt and pepper.
And you have motherfucking heaven.
Married for about 17 months, now. But you never know if I'll have to divorce the lady because of differing culinary tastes.
Ooh, now we only need a nurse to make it a really fun little gathering.
And a vet.
Kinky. Very kinky.Ooh, now we only need a nurse to make it a really fun little gathering.
And a vet.
Yes, we do have some posters in need of veterinary attention.
Like my waiting list.
You get to ask people to take off their shirts for a living... there can't be much wrong with that. 
We do give their shirts back, though. Usually.You get to ask people to take off their shirts for a living... there can't be much wrong with that.
Almost.
Add beaten eggs to the pan at the same time as you add the pasta, and then add the parmesan, etc as described and you'll make yourself a lovely Spaghetti Carbonara once you add the bacon back in.
Now THAT'S the recipe you have to hand to St Peter to be allowed in.
Damn, bartenders run all the best scams.
*channels Slider* "yeah, well, so's my Johnson"
