3..! Oh sorry I thought you meant 56!
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I can't think of any more beers, so ale have to sit this one stout.
Yes, I know I'm reaching now
Yeah, this was a real... slam... dunkel?
Hey, Bud, you need to stop these puns now! They're a bit light.
Tough shit I say. Three stars, 56 stars, a million stars, it's still gonna look fucking awful no matter what.
I find tatoos on women horrible enough as is, but why the frak would you wanna get one on your face? He should have just tattooed "I'm a silly dumb bitch" over her forehead
I find tatoos on women horrible enough as is, but why the frak would you wanna get one on your face? He should have just tattooed "I'm a silly dumb bitch" over her forehead
Since when did a thread about a tattoo mishap degenerate into a pun war about alcohol? [Since you started it - someone] Oh, yeah, that thing...
You need to appreciate our subtle witt more.
Ah well, if I were the father I'd kill the tattoo artist.
Some self-restraint could come in shandy
Now that sounds like an explaination. Is there a radio station with a 'star' like name, yet?
(Sorry for beering the thread off track)
From what I read, the tattoos were payed by the father.
Than again, I bet he did not expect his daughter to come home looking like that. I bet he was expecting the usual tattoo on the small of her back kinda thing.
I also bet she asked for the 56 stars and only started saying she only asked for 3 after her dad started yelling at her.
I been to Vegas, and tattoo artists do not do extra. It hurts their reputation and tattoo license. Of course, in Vegas, they also have every little detail in writing. Bet this artist will too after this event.
Oh well spotted! Let us know if it was a gag. If so I hope they were henna tattoos! Made all the papers ~ cunning advertising
Hmm, I'm more interested in the Pun War that was brewing.
^^ That was going to be my next one, for Guinness sake. 