TOS Caption Contest #147: Woman Troubles

[galleywest]

"Gentlemen, as you know, in fashion one day you're in, the next day you're out."

 

[galleywest]

Uhura's spot-on Sharon Stone imitation was simply wasted on Spock, who was simply wasted.

Noel: Look, I'm telling you--don't break the fourth wall, you'll only be disappointed. It's a BBS full of nerds.

 

[Maurice]

SPOCK: Doctor, you can have her pee on as many pregnancy test strips as you like hoping for one negative, but the fact remains, you're going to be a daddy.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Spock: "Lt Uhura, when you have a moment please call Mr Scott to the bridge. I'd like him to repair the hole you've burned into the back of my head."

 

[Hambone]

McCOY: Tentacles, you say?

SPOCK: Yep. Hundreds.

KIRK: Party on the Hangar Deck at 2100 hours. Inform the crew.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCOY: Tentacles, you say?

SPOCK: Yep. Hundreds.

KIRK: Party on the Hangar Deck at 2100 hours. Inform the crew.

Spock: My mistake, testicles.

Kirk: Belay that party order.

 

[Ssosmcin]

McCOY: Tentacles, you say?

SPOCK: Yep. Hundreds.

KIRK: Party on the Hangar Deck at 2100 hours. Inform the crew.

Spock: My mistake, testicles.

Kirk: Belay that party order.

Brilliant! It totally relies on the previous post. Yet it's so right. Well played.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCOY: Tentacles, you say?

SPOCK: Yep. Hundreds.

KIRK: Party on the Hangar Deck at 2100 hours. Inform the crew.

Spock: My mistake, testicles.

Kirk: Belay that party order.

Brilliant! It totally relies on the previous post. Yet it's so right. Well played.

I love making people smirk! Cheers!

 

[Ssosmcin]

Kirk (thinking): "Still waiting for that 'great personality'."

Gorn (thinking): "Shit. He's not nearly as good-looking in person."

 

[John Picard]

Gorn: "At my challenge, by the ancient laws of combat, we are met at this chosen ground, to settle for good and all who holds sway over the Five Points: us natives, born rightwise to this fine land, or the foreign hordes defiling it."

Kirk: "Awwww, shit."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk, making smalltalk: "Haven't seen any flies or rats around here. You must be getting pretty hungry."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Music from Amok Time plays...

Kirk: "Aww man! Not this shit again!"

 

[Hambone]

McCOY: Tentacles, you say?

SPOCK: Yep. Hundreds.

KIRK: Party on the Hangar Deck at 2100 hours. Inform the crew.

Spock: My mistake, testicles.

Kirk: Belay that party order.

The rare occurrance where the sequel is better than the original!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Gorn: "Just for future reference. Grabbing my tail as I run past, then watching it fall off and then pissing yourself laughing, is uncool."

Kirk: "Sorry."

Gorn: "It takes two years to grow back. And for the first year, it's so small it looks like a dick poking out of my ass!"

Kirk: "Very sorry?"

Kirk: "Eleen is giving birth to the new High Teer on the other side of that completely unfamiliar rock formation. There isn't much time left."

Gorn: "You want my brother, Al."

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Gertch]

I love making people smirk! Cheers!

Yes. You can pull your pants back up now.

 

[Gertch]

Gorn: "Hesssssth hesssssth. That isth SO classicth."

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: "The desert *is* a rather odd place for a Police Box."

 

[Triskelion]

Gorn: This is embarassing. I was in the middle of putting on my pants. Did the Metrons catch you at a bad time too?
Kirk: <sucks in gut> Uh, nope.