TOS Caption Contest #85 - Shuttle Trouble

When this sucker hits 88,000 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

 

Scotty:"Ach!!, I was afraid of this, the Captain hid his Jenna Jameson life like sex doll down there, and the bastard didn't clean it"

I Dont think this one can be topped, (its my pick.) good one Silvermane

 

McCoy: No, their part of my new Hallyween costume. Scary, right?



Next time on Justice League: Can Green Lantern save a runaway shuttle before it collides with the Watchtower?

 

"Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww crap".

 

Spock was glad he'd had the new fog lights installed on the shuttlecraft.

 

McCoy: Damn it, Jim, I'm telling you that while I was on the wheel, turning my new pot, I saw Whoopie Goldberg!

 

Scotty: "The problem is with the tachyon pulse generator! The backflow from the gravimetric drive is causing a cascade effect with the jiboflabbie mulderizing spectorizer!"
Spock: "This isn't Voyager."
Scotty: "Oh. Yeah, that's right. Let's just say the engine's damaged and fuel is low."
Spock: "Okay."




From this moment on, McCoy let Spock pop his own back zits.

 

Until he realized Scotty put them on backwards.

 

McCoy's patented 'Two-Handed Reach-Around' was usually a pleasant experience for both participants. Until Spock.

 

McCoy vowed to knock next time before entering Spock's bathroom.

 

Last time I do a cavity search of Mr Spock. I never did find my whistle.



So the swivel chairs tip him into the trapdoor and when he gets an arseful of vaccum that oughtta seize up his blowhole for a while! Wait--he's right behind me, isn't he.




Prime Directive my ass, let's see what they make of my big flaming space willy.

 

Scotty: They look like giant rocket exhausts. I thought we didn't use rockets?
Spock: Fuck Roddenberry.

 

Grignak, the fish-looking coffee asswipe: "Always must I be stuck behind guzzling-gas polluters?

*beep* *beep*

The road off get!"

 

Winner!

Wondering... how the whistle got there...

 

You know, I had a similiar idea, but held off because I thought it might be too much, but since Joe has started digging that far down I feel obligated to follow:


McCoy:"No, Jim, I wasn't giving Spock a hand job, why do you ask?"

 

You wish you could dig that far

 

McCoy: Wait, gloves first, then rectal exam?

 

Kirk: Who gives a f*ck, you're not actually blind y'know.

 

The obscure, yet funny reference award goes to...