TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

ROMAINE: Go out with you? (laughs) I lost a bet, the loser had to pretend to like you! Same thing happened to Palamas!

 

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Scotty regretted showing Mira the photos of him with his hair swooped back.




Uhura knew right then that Mister Sulu was possessed by aliens.

 

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The Death of Carl Spock?



The Reverend Doctor McCoy: "Somebody just put a cap in Big C's ass! Send an ambulance!"



Whiskey Lips Sulu: "Soooooo...need some help getting over Carl?"

Cleopatra Uhura: "You're away from your post, jive turkey."

Whiskey Lips Sulu: "When the cat's away..."



The Real Slim Scotty: "Great, just when we were starting on that meth lab."

Foxxy Romaine: *burp!*

The Real Slim Scotty: "Better not be doing that next week or else all our asses will be fried."

 

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Uhura: Who ya trying to fool, mister?



Scotty: ... Uhura's tit.
Romaine: Ha! Ha! Who is he trying to fool? Oh, my sides.

 

Lt. Romaine was unable to contain herself, when she stumbled upon Scotty making some adjustments to his warp coil.

 

McCoy: "Enterprise, we found Mr. Spock. Three to beam up!"
Spock: "Captain I... I don't understand. Logically I should have outlasted you."
Kirk: "Spock, didn't I tell you? Nobody drinks me under the table. NOBODY!"

 

Scotty: "What kind of porn flick is this when I have to fluff myself?"

 

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SCOTTY:"Laugh it up, Lass.

In time, ye'll grow hair out of your bum too."




"Don't worry, Uhura. I'm a Fairy-American."



McCOY:"McCoy to Enterprise! Have Dr. M'Benga and a medical team stand by in the transporter room! Mister Spock drank one too many highballs!"

 

SCOTTY: Hold on, I'm sure it's here... somewhere

 

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MIRA:"Nun says SAME AS IN TOWN...

I get it now!!!!!"

 

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UHURA:"Damn genetics and nature, Hikaru...

KISS ME."




SCOTTY:"Why does everyone always laugh at the Jack the Ripper story?"

 

ROMAINE: Try setting the scanner for sub-microscopic

 

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The Reverend Doctor McCoy: "Medical emergency! I need three gallons of Hennessey beamed down, STAT!"

 

MIRA:"No wonder you are so attached to your engines..."

 

Scotty: "'Sure, I'll be glad to freshen your White Russian, Captain.'"

 

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Scott: Aye Lass, you have yerself a wee cry now, I had the same reaction meself when I found out the ship was out of Saurian brandy.

 

MIRA:"That's IT?

I've seen Belzoidian fleas spit farther."

 

Obviously, Spock lost this round of Russian roulette.

 

McCoy: "Draw me a warm bath, make me a drink, and fix my dinner. I want tacos. And, y'know, those beans with the spice. Not the red ones. The brown ones. Oh, and Spock's been shot through the chest. Three to beam up."





McCoy: "From the looks of things, he was stealing the stereo out of a local's Z-28 and got caught."




Scotty: "My take-out tuna salad has a pubic hair on it."

 

McCOY:"Enterprise, come in!

Spock's thrown up on himself and passed out! Have a detox hypo and a barf bag ready upon beam-up!"






SCOTTY:"Laugh it up, Fuzzcrotch."