TOS Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

Midget already on board sir, but we can't locate him at the moment...I'll check in Engineering.



With Scotty completely unaware Alexander manually stimulated Lt. Romaine from underneath the engineering consule.

 

Uhura: And the same could be said to you Mr. Sulu...

 

Scotty: "Ach, I didn't mean to hit pause. All I wanted to do was turn down her volume."

 

Scotty: Aye Lass.....now that was a wet one.

 

Sulu: "I've heard most guys find this fun. I don't get it."

 

The latest round of Federation Idol auditions weren't any better than the week before.




Uhura: "No, I said I could use a strapping young man, not strap-on."




McCoy: "Yes, that's right. I said 'marsh-mellons,' now stop questioning me and beam us up!"

 

Lt. Romaine: "ohhhh--AHHHHHH!! Scotty, that's it, please don't stop!"
Scotty: "What the... Mira! The remote control vibra-spanner... You didn't??"
Lt. Romaine nods in ecstacy

 

Uhura: "Sulu... all this time... I wanted you. Tell me it isn't so?"
Sulu: "I'm sorry. But after I crossed swords with Lt. Riley, I've had to switch teams... permanently." (grin)

 

McCoy: "...and then this thing exploded out of his gizzard and high tailed it for the hills!"

Kirk: "Spock, never look at alien "eggs" no matter how *fascinating* they may be."

Spock: "uuurrrggghhhh"

 

Scotty: "Sorry Mira, but I won't be needing your help here. I finally found an access port that's JUST the right size." (grin)
Lt. Romaine gasps in anguish, knowing she won't get any tonight.

 

Scotty(grumbling): "All I said was that Hanson had some catchy tunes."

 

McCoy: "Scotty, beam Mr. Spock to Sickbay, and beam his uniform to the ship's laundromat. Nurse Chapel should get a real kick out of that!"

 

Lt. Romaine gasps in anguish, having caught Scotty in the act of...

Scotty: "Aye, that's it! Right there. Don't stop now, laddy."
Alexander: "Mmmmghpmmmfpth!"

 

McCoy: "Yes, that's right--a replacement uniform for Mr. Spock. Oh and Scotty, it looks like we found your missing bottle of Saurian brandy."

 

Scotty: "A Gorn? Here? No way."

 

Scott mumbling: "Aye. Laugh it up lassie. Then I'll show you what I did to the last woman who cracked up at what I keep under me sporran. Blamed it on Redjac we did, now didn't we."

 

ROMIANE: Lower. Lower. Yeah, that's the spot......

 

Re: Caption Contest #128 - Record Time

McCoy: Well, whaddya know...he is allergic to mint juleps after all!