Star Trek XI Caption Contest #6: All Over But The Shouting

[Shatmandu]

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Vulcan Bully: "Your mother is illogical."

Spock: (Deadpan) "Well-played, gentlemen. Well-played."

Spock: "Yes, that is an accurate representation of what my face looks like after I suck Uhura's cock."

Kirk: "Uhura's what?"

 

[Starbreaker]

Can you see my filling?

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Red matter....thought it...was....a gumball.

SPOCK: Sucks to be you. (raises eyebrow)

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "Imma goin' super sayain!!!"

Spock: "Fascinating."

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "Fascinating. I thought it was I that should be constantly shouting."

Kirk: "I can't hear you over the sound of my shouting. I'm not quite awesome yet."

 

[Isis]

...Have a happy and safe new years all!

The Yeoman~...

You, too!

 

[Focus Abbey]

"My god! I've been blinded by a lens flare!"

 

[Focus Abbey]

"Slender bits of wood and nonmetallic mineral matter may fracture my bones, but words will never result in physical harm to my person."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "She may be a whore, but your fathers prefer the swarthy rent boys down by the pier."

Spock: "If you feelin' amphibious, JUMP."

 

[Isis]

Young Spock knew he could never consider himself human when his mother forced him to sing lead for Spockie and the Logicians.

 

[Shatmandu]

^^^

Spock: "Father, T'Ito is singing off-key again."
<Sarek takes T'Ito aside, slaps him roughly, then pushes him back in line.>
Sarek: "Do that again, I'll euthanize your sehlat."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I am a elasomer and you are an adhesive. Your insults rebound off my body and bond to yours.

 

[M'Sharak]

Li'lSpock: Psst! Yes, in the front row... wearing the "rock paper scissors lizard Spock" shirt... can I have some of your Milk Duds?

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: "I WILL NOT ALLOW US TO GO BACKWARDS!!!"

Chekov: "Keptain, ze block hole iz pulling us back towards it."

Kirk: "Ok, bad example."

 

[Sector 7]

Lil Spock: I do not wish to join you as an alterboy. Father S'Haughnessy gives me the creeps.

 

[cooleddie74]

Most awkward idea for a Beatles album cover EVER.

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru...but never mastered the blue jeans zipper.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH?!"

Spock: "Yes, and I can smell the odor of the garlic mashed potatoes coming out of your mouth."

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: I see the ship's Lawn Darts team's aim is improving.