How to have fun with "Spock's Brain"

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by number6, Jun 11, 2007.

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  1. GeorgeKirk

    GeorgeKirk Commodore Commodore

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    Y'know, I can see this becoming a phenomenon like the "Star Wars Pants" thing from several years ago.

    To misquote Kirk in "The Trouble With Tribbles": "Too much of anything, Lieutenant, even dick, isn't necessarily a good thing."
     
    GeorgeKirk, Jun 15, 2007
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  2. Dale

    Dale Vice Admiral Admiral

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    "You Klingon bastard, you killed my dick... you Klingon bastard, you killed my DICK! You Klingon bastard..." (alternate: "You Klingon dick...")

    "The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... or the dick..."

    "Peace, and long dick..."
    "Dick long and prosper..."
     
    Dale, Jun 15, 2007
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  3. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    We need to stop dicking around in this thread.
     
    Jack Bauer, Jun 15, 2007
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  4. Hambone

    Hambone Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Kirk: "You were so busy worrying about his Vulcan eyes, you forgot about his Vulcan dick." (Operation: Annihilate!")

    Captain Tracy: "He has no dick!"
    McCoy: "His dick is different!" (The Omega Glory")

    Spock: We tend to ignore it, as you ignore your dick." (Operation: Annihilate!")

    Yeoman Rand: "Look at his dick!" ("The Man Trap")
     
    Hambone, Jun 15, 2007
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  5. The Old Mixer

    The Old Mixer Mih ssim, mih ssim, nam, daed si Xim. Moderator

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    "Klingon dick, you killed my bastard...!"
     
    The Old Mixer, Jun 15, 2007
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  6. Dale

    Dale Vice Admiral Admiral

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    See, that's the great thing about re-writes... they take a good idea and make it perfect.
     
    Dale, Jun 15, 2007
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  7. sturmde

    sturmde Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Let's just hope a moderator doesn't choose to put an interdiction on this thread!

    payndz201, thank you so very much! Now, that is how the Fotonovels should have been!
     
    sturmde, Jun 16, 2007
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  8. Jack Bauer

    Jack Bauer Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Spock's Dick would be a cool name for a sci-fi porn movie.
     
    Jack Bauer, Jun 16, 2007
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  9. The Squire of Gothos

    The Squire of Gothos Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    payndz201, that was great. I was expecting the "Dick and Dick" bit, but the McCoy lines were surprisingly good too :lol:
     
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  10. euphorik

    euphorik Captain Captain

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    payndz201 -

    BRILLIANT. absolute genius!!!! :thumbsup:
     
    euphorik, Jun 16, 2007
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  11. Proximity_Phaser

    Proximity_Phaser Commander Red Shirt

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    Who thinks the thread should be retitled?

    "How to have fun with 'Spock's Dick'"
     
    Proximity_Phaser, Jun 16, 2007
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  12. Kryton

    Kryton Admiral Admiral

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    :eek: Dude! Don't draw undue attention to it! :eek:
     
    Kryton, Jun 16, 2007
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  13. Admiral Buzzkill

    Admiral Buzzkill Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    "Spock's Cock" would be better.
     
    Admiral Buzzkill, Jun 16, 2007
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  14. pookha

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    this was one of those things i laughed at without almost being able to help it..
     
    pookha, Jun 17, 2007
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  15. Outpost4

    Outpost4 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    It may rhyme but everybody knows dick is funnier. Just like mustard is funnier than ketchup and three is funnier than two. Don't ask me why. They just are. :D
     
    Outpost4, Jun 17, 2007
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  16. Mallory

    Mallory Moderator In Memoriam

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    That's one of those titles that really shouldn't be appearing on the forum page, so I'd appreciate it if we just kept the one we have now.
     
    Mallory, Jun 17, 2007
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  17. Chris3123

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    I haven't laughed so hard in so long. :guffaw: :guffaw:

    The best ones. :lol:
     
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