Favourite Leslie Nielson quotes?

"Your coat, sir?"
"Yes is it, and I have a receipt to prove it"

 

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"Oh, murder."

(Upon seeing Anne Francis skinny dipping in Forbidden Planet.)

 

"We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then"

"Now, I just think about baseball"

 

"Oh, get out of here before I have you run out of the area under guard...and then I'll put more guards on the guards..." (Forbidden Planet)

"Whatever scum did this - I promise you, not one man on this force will rest for ONE MINUTE until he's behind bars! Now let's grab a bite to eat." (Naked Gun)

 

I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR A LOOOOOOOOOOOONG TIME!!!

 

"Sorry, Bobby. No sax before a fight."

 

Drebin: Cigarette?

Woman: Yes, it is.

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'Adult' shop owner: What is this, some kind of a bust?

Drebin: Why yes, its very impressive.

 

"Yes, well when I see five weirdo's dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards..."

RIP Leslie Nielsen

 

"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"
"Well, we had a choice: steak or fish."
"Yes, yes I remember; I had lasagna."

Loved his movies. Nielsen was a great comedian.

 

"And win just one for the Zipper."

 

" It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Draino; sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside. "

 

"It took me two weeks to find Stella's apartment. She had neglected to give me her address."

 

"Thank you. I just had it stuffed"

 

I saw the first Naked Gun before I saw Creepshow (I had to have been around six), and I was very, very, very upset by what happened to Liam Neeson at the end of his segment.

 

"I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

 

"I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."