Facts About Captain Robau

Robau doesn't need to play The Sims. He can just walk up to random strangers and tell them what to do.

 

Robau uses the big hovering green diamond icon from THE SIMS to bludgeon his online enemies to death.

 

The last person to pick a snowball fight with Robau ended up getting hit in the back of the head with Hoth.

 

Robau doesn't send redshirts to their deaths. He sent ALL THE REDSHIRTS to their death. At once.

 

Robau taught us how it's done.

And it was spectacular.

 

Robau's man breasts are REAL.

And they're Trektacular.

 

And in a fit of jealous rage, Nero got implants.

 

And in a reverse fit of even GREATER jealous rage, implants got Robaus.

 

And they exploded.

 

Thus creating several new micro-universes each populated with super-strong bald humanoids.

 

When Nigerian scammers find out they sent their scam e-mails to Robau, they actually pony up the $45 million they promised because they don't want to face Robau's mighty wrath.

 

Robau gave up on David Soul, baby.
Because Hutch just wasn't badass enough for him.

 

Robau kicked Batman's ass in a fistfight on the saucer section of the Kelvin. Without a spacesuit.

 

Robau is too sexy for his shirt.

 

Robau is too sexy for any clothes, but he wears them because mere mortals cannot look on his mightiness and not turn to ash.

 

For Robau, foresight is 20/20.

 

Captain Robau's eyesight is 00/00, because he can see into your soul -- and right through you.

 

I haven't posted on this thread in fear because Captain Robau told me that until if I miss-pronounced his name again he would make me wear a red shirt in the next Star Trek film! Don't ever call him Rah'Bo call him Roe'bow

OH SH*T I NOW A RED SHIRT IN THE NEXT FILM!!!

 

Robau is MODMAN, and he runs this shit.

 

Why did Captain Robau cross the road?

'Cause he felt like it. You got a problem with that?