The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

Disco · May 9, 2024

heads who delivered a prophecy:

"Only

Gore-ac · May 10, 2024

the child of the sweaty man

Disco · May 10, 2024

will free the sacred odour."

Kor · May 10, 2024

Coincidentally, Chekov was sweaty from vigorous

Gore-ac · May 10, 2024

love making with Ambassador Kosh from

Disco · May 11, 2024

Tellar.

"You might be a parent

Gore-ac · May 12, 2024

but I have six tentacles that

Disco · May 13, 2024

are all tickling Kirk's left armpit

Kor · May 13, 2024

in an effort to cause a

Disco · May 13, 2024

diplomatic incident but Kirk merely smiled

Gore-ac · May 13, 2024

and gazed at me so salaciously

Disco · May 13, 2024

I fainted dramatically into Sulu's arms

Kor · May 14, 2024

and he accidentally dropped me into

Disco · May 14, 2024

Uhura's lap.

"Unprofessional! Inappropriate! Scandalous!" ranted

Gore-ac · May 15, 2024

Ambassador Robert Fox.

"Arrogant prick." mumbled

Kor · May 15, 2024

Kirk, just before drinking a beakerful

Disco · May 15, 2024

of Scotty's finish single malt whisky.

Kor · May 15, 2024

Unfortunately It was laced with toxic

Disco · May 16, 2024

irn bru which turned him orange

Gore-ac · May 16, 2024

and gave him halitosis worse than