ZACHARY QUIZNO'S SPOCK SHOULD BE CONSTANTLY DELICIOUS

[Herkimer Jitty]

I feel that sincy Zachary Quiznos is in the film, he should be prepared in such a way that would satiate our taste buds. I'm talkin chicken, some lettuce, tomato, and an innovative, yet familar topping that doesn't make classic Spock fans feel betrayed. I know this is going to stir up some controversy, but I'm going to ask: should he be toasted?

 

[Gepard]

WHAT? I STILL CAN'T HEAR OVER THE SHOUTING SPOCK THREAD.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

DELICIOUS OR LOUD? CAN HE BE LOUDLY DELICIOUS, SO DELICIOUS YOU CAN TASTE HIM A STAR SYSTEM AWAY?

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

I was thinking I would start a thread with the title:

QUIZNO'S SUBS SHOULD BE MMMMM TOASTY!

But I have the feeling that the mods would frown upon too many of these threads.

 

[Gepard]

QUIZNO'S SUBS SHOULD BE MMMMM TOASTY!

THEY SHOULD ALSO BE SPONSORING LESBIANS! MMM, MMM, MMM, MMM-MMM, TOASTY!

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

QUIZNO'S SUBS SHOULD BE MMMMM TOASTY!

THEY SHOULD ALSO BE SPONSORING LESBIANS! MMM, MMM, MMM, MMM-MMM, TOASTY!

I SUSPECT THAT QUINTO IS THE CLOSEST YOU ARE GOING TO GET TO A LESBIAN IN THIS NEW CAST.

 

[Swarles Barkley]

OLD SPOCK'S EFFORTS TO RESTORE THE TIMELINE WERE NOT ENTIRELY SUCCESSFUL:

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

OLD SPOCK'S EFFORTS TO RESTORE THE TIMELINE WERE NOT ENTIRELY SUCCESSFUL:

THIS IS THE MOST GENIUS PHOTOGRAPH EVER, BUT ONLY TO THE 0.000000000000000001% OF THE POPULATION WHO CAN UNDERSTAND IT WITHOUT EXPLANATION.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Spock on Spock action is mm mmm mmm mmm mm mm toasty.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Spock on Spock action is mm mmm mmm mmm mm mm toasty.

LET'S MAKE IT A SPOCK SANDWICH.

 

[Jackson_Roykirk]

OLD SPOCK'S EFFORTS TO RESTORE THE TIMELINE WERE NOT ENTIRELY SUCCESSFUL:

(picture deleted by me to conserve space)

Although he DID discover the identity of the 12th Cylon.

(...by the way, I know this isn't the right forum for this, but I AM convinced she is the 12th cylon.)

 

[Swarles Barkley]

OLD SPOCK'S EFFORTS TO RESTORE THE TIMELINE WERE NOT ENTIRELY SUCCESSFUL:

<snip>

THIS IS THE MOST GENIUS PHOTOGRAPH EVER, BUT ONLY TO THE 0.000000000000000001% OF THE POPULATION WHO CAN UNDERSTAND IT WITHOUT EXPLANATION.

THANKS SAM. THE OTHER 99.9999999999999999% ARE IRRELEVANT!

Spock on Spock action is mm mmm mmm mmm mm mm toasty.

LET'S MAKE IT A SPOCK SANDWICH.

MMM...QUIZNO'S NEW FLATBREAD SPOCKKIES. TOASTY!!

 

[chardman]

Hmmm...the sponge-monkeys used to appear in Quixnos ads. And Sponge-monkeys have been known to wear sombreros. Ergo...?

 

[gastrof]

DELICIOUS OR LOUD? CAN HE BE LOUDLY DELICIOUS, SO DELICIOUS YOU CAN TASTE HIM A STAR SYSTEM AWAY?

Please, Admiral.

Flavors do not travel thru the vacuum of space.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Flavors do not travel thru the vacuum of space.

In space... no one can hear you stink.

 

[GilmourD]

WHAT? I STILL CAN'T HEAR OVER THE SHOUTING SPOCK THREAD.

Yeah, well, Kirk can't hear anybody anyway...

 

[Robert Maxwell]

OLD SPOCK'S EFFORTS TO RESTORE THE TIMELINE WERE NOT ENTIRELY SUCCESSFUL:

<snip>

THIS IS THE MOST GENIUS PHOTOGRAPH EVER, BUT ONLY TO THE 0.000000000000000001% OF THE POPULATION WHO CAN UNDERSTAND IT WITHOUT EXPLANATION.

THANKS SAM. THE OTHER 99.9999999999999999% ARE IRRELEVANT!

THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLY AWESOME OBSCURE REFERENCE EVER!

I THINK WE NOW KNOW WHAT THE NEXT "LOVE SQUARE" IS GOING TO BE.

 

[Gepard]

^AGREED. WE SHOULD OPRINT IT ON T-SHIRTS AND HAND THEM OUT TO THE PUBLIC, JUST TO BE SAFE.

ALSO, THE 12TH CYLON IS J.J. ABRAMS. HE TOLD ME SO HIMSELF.

 

[Pensive]

SOMEONE EXPLAIN -- I AM IN THE 0.000000000000000001%

MAKE SURE YOU YELL IT LOUD ENOUGH TO WHERE I CAN HEAR IT OVER THE SHOUTING SPOCK THREAD

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

BECAUSE HELENA CAIN AND GINA INVIERE ARE LOVERS
BROUGHT TO YOU BY QUIZNOS
MMM MM MMM MMM MM TOASTY