Where Are The Toilets?

[hux]

We know toilets exist.

NEELIX: Replicators aren't the only systems of convenience offline. We've only got four functioning lavatories for a ship of a hundred and fifty people.
JANEWAY: I see
NEELIX: Needless to say, lines are beginning to form.

But where exactly are these toilets? Is there a public toilet in every section of the ship? Who fixes them when they break? Do some aliens need extra facilities to accommodate their daily doings? We know, for example, that the Bolians can be a problem.

NEELIX: If we don't get unstuck soon we may have a serious problem on our hands. Especially with the Bolians.

JANEWAY: The Vulcans describe First Contact with a savagely illogical race. Ferengi talk about Wall Street as if it were holy ground. The Bolians express dismay at the low quality of human plumbing.

Sounds to me like the Bolians assault the toilets with heavy artillery arse bombs.

I need answers.

 

[Tracy Trek]

I know your third quote comes from 11:59, what are the others from?

 

[hux]

I know your third quote comes from 11:59, what are the others from?

Bride of Chaotica

 

[Terok Nor]

I'd use Neelix's mouth. It's full of shit anyway.

 

[Catarina]

blech, the visual

 

[hux]

It occurs to me that the option "use the transporter" sounds like the sensible idea of beaming to another toilet location. What I actually meant was beam your waste out of yourself (and perhaps deposit in Chakotay's bed for a laugh).

 

[Catarina]

We've seen how you think, Hux. We know darn well what you meant.

It occurs to me that the option "use the transporter" sounds like the sensible idea of beaming to another toilet location. What I actually meant was beam your waste out of yourself (and perhaps deposit in Chakotay's bed for a laugh).

 

[F. King Daniel]

Years and years ago, there were some fan-made blueprints of a shuttlecraft from The Original Series, which had the idea that they used a mini transporter to literally beam the shit out of you.

 

[hux]

We've seen how you think, Hux. We know darn well what you meant.

We haven't even come close to scraping away the veneer of wafer-thin civility and revealing the black, sticky tar of my rancid, perverted thoughts.

Years and years ago, there were some fan-made blueprints of a shuttlecraft from The Original Series, which had the idea that they used a mini transporter to literally beam the shit out of you.

I was a militant believer in transport-pooping until I saw the words Neelix spoke written down in front of me. People still clearly excrete.

 

[Catarina]

We haven't even come close to scraping away the veneer of wafer-thin civility to reveal the black, sticky tar of my rancid, perverted thoughts.

Oh, I know.... thank you for holding back for our sake. Or are you doing it not to get flagged again?

 

[hux]

If it were up to me, this whole forum would just be aggressive close-up photos of my rectum.

But apparently that's not "politically correct."

God damn thought police.

 

[Kilana2]

German word for toilet is "Klo". Mixed with the word problem it is "Kloplem" (Klo-problem). Or the shortest version of the story: a man went to a toilet (Klo) and had a problem (locked himself in, couldn't unlock the door without using the flush, didn't know that, was trapped for a while - ha ha).

hux is a guarantee for entertaining threads. Keeps me from reading Star Trek novels....

 

[Catarina]

If it were up to me, this whole forum would just be aggressive close-up photos of my rectum.

But apparently that's not "politically correct."

God damn thought police.

Really? I'm disappointed. Sounds like a one trick pony.

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

I just looked this up on Memory Alpha, and they actually have a whole article about toilets. Kind of hilarious!

 

[Catarina]

I just looked this up on Memory Alpha, and they actually have a whole article about toilets. Kind of hilarious!

Where have you been?! or are we just not reading the same posts? XD

 

[Sparkle Fabulosa]

This thread made me curious so I decided to do some sleuthing.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I wonder if the EMH ever decides to program himself to take a dump like he programmed himself to have a cold.

haha he'd talk about it like it was a dramatic birth story!

"I could feel it crowning.. the sensation was both alarming and thrilling at the same time! I had no idea!"

 

[Catarina]

I wonder if the EMH ever decides to program himself to take a dump like he programmed himself to have a cold.

haha he'd talk about it like it was a dramatic birth story!

"I could feel it crowning.. the sensation was both alarming and thrilling at the same time! I had no idea!"

I'd tell him if he wants to be human including have sex, he can experience a bad dump or two. add to that empathy algorithm.

 

[dahj]

Bolians are blue, so I reckon their poop looks and smells like urinal cakes.

 

[Catarina]

Bolians are blue, so I reckon their poop looks and smells like urinal cakes.

Ugh, a smell I cannot tolerate. It smells like urine and urinal cakes anyway.

MAYBE it's not what we think. Maybe it's an allergic reaction to leola root and normally it smells like blue raspberry.