What are your top 5 Michael Jackson Jokes?

[Gil T.Azell]

1) Q: What's the differance between Micheal Jackson and Mr. Potato Head?
A: Micheal had more noses

2) Q: Whats the differance between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, the other hold your groceries.

3) Q:What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A:Acne doesn't come on 8 year old boys faces.

4) Q: How did you tell if Michael Jackson had a hot date?
A: There was a big wheel parked outside his house.

5) Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"

 

[K'riq Sa]

1) Q: What does JohnnyRaceFan and Michael in common?


2) Q:How many little boys does it take to turn JohnnyRaceFan into Michael Jackson?


3) Q: Knock Knock?


4) Q: JohnnyRaceFan and Michael walk into a bar.



5) Q: What do you call JohnnyRaceFan and Michael Jackson sitting in a kiddie pool?






make your own puchlines.....



k'riq

 

[Trekker4747]

1) Q: What's the differance between Micheal Jackson and Mr. Potato Head?
A: Micheal had more noses

2) Q: Whats the differance between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, the other hold your groceries.

3) Q:What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A:Acne doesn't come on 8 year old boys faces.

4) Q: How did you tell if Michael Jackson had a hot date?
A: There was a big wheel parked outside his house.

5) Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"

God, I'm so tempted to say something right now that'll get me a warning.

But I'll settle on:

The guy has been dead for a week. This kind of nosense is disrespectful, and shitty to do to a man who's done nothing to anyone on this board and any and all claims on his "encounters" with young boys is tabloid nonsense and brought up by money-grubbing whores. No evidence or charges of anyh signifigance was ever brought up, or stuck.

This is a shitty, shitty, thing to do and I hope this thread gets locked.

 

[Gertch]

1) Q: What's the differance between Micheal Jackson and Mr. Potato Head?
A: Micheal had more noses

2) Q: Whats the differance between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, the other hold your groceries.

3) Q:What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A:Acne doesn't come on 8 year old boys faces.

4) Q: How did you tell if Michael Jackson had a hot date?
A: There was a big wheel parked outside his house.

5) Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"

I most of these the day after at work. Still funny.


My favorite Michael joke: When Farrah arrived in Heaven God said he'd grant her one wish. She wished all the children of the World would be safe from harm.

 

[Ethros]

Why did Jacko call up boyband Boyz 2 Men?

He thought it was a delivery service

 

[An Officer]

That is in such bad taste Johnnyracefan, Gertch, and Ethros. I don't think this is the time or place. It would be nice if you could stay on topic. Or start your own nasty little thread.

 

[Shazam!]

God, I'm so tempted to say something right now that'll get me a warning.

But I'll settle on:

The guy has been dead for a week. This kind of nosense is disrespectful, and shitty to do to a man who's done nothing to anyone on this board and any and all claims on his "encounters" with young boys is tabloid nonsense and brought up by money-grubbing whores. No evidence or charges of anyh signifigance was ever brought up, or stuck.

This is a shitty, shitty, thing to do and I hope this thread gets locked.

LOL!

 

[Gertch]

That is in such bad taste Johnnyracefan, Gertch, and Ethros. I don't think this is the time or place.

A guy who thinks it's beautiful to give your kids wine and sleep with them? Sorry, can't agree.

 

[cabby]

I've never understood the line of thinking that we should say nice things about a person AFTER they die.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

I can't believe that people see the topic of this thread, click on it, and then get offended by the content. If you don't think that it's appropriate for people to make jokes about Michael Jackson then don't click on the thread.

 

[Trekker4747]

My favorite Michael joke: When Farrah arrived in Heaven God said he'd grant her one wish. She wished all the children of the World would be safe from harm.

You're the first one on this board to post this over the course of the last week! Wow!

And it's still... not at all funny.

 

[SPOCKED]

Beat it!