This thread and the pictures in it are the perfect Christmas present. Thank you,
2takesfrakes.

Hi,
Willsbabe! Everything is fine here – I've become a member of ASC's VSO and I've been very busy helping transfer stories over to the new Trekiverse (alt.startrek.creative) archive.
In my opinion, Vash is one of those underutilized characters with a virtual goldmine of untapped potential.
In short, she made The Good Captain feel ... brand new! And had Vash and Picard been in an Open - yet Committed -Relationship, it would have been just what the doctor ordered (no offense, Bev) ...
I love
2takesfrakes idea about a some sort of Picard's girlfriend/Captain's woman committed relationship where Vash breezes in and out. If she had her own civilian spacecraft the possibilities would be endless. I believe Brannon Braga hints at that kind of a Picard/Vash relationship in his comic "The Hive." It really is an intriguing idea. It's been two years since I've finished and posted the last Whoa Nellie story. If I started yet another P/V timeline of stories my co-author might just kill me. LOL!
Around the fourth season, Michael Piller, the show's associate executive producer, inquired about marrying Picard to Vash to provide some new story dynamics for Picard. The studio executives killed the idea of marrying off the captain. The shipboard marriage idea survived in the fourth season episode "Data's Day" where Miles O'Brien married Keiko Ishikawa. I always wondered how that P/V marriage might have looked if it had come to pass with my P/V fanfic simply being my own speculation. Would they have shown more of Vash's academic side? Would they have put her on dig sites or in lecture halls? (DS9's episode "Qless" refers to the Daystrom Institute wanting her to speak on her travels.) Would they have shown more of Picard's interest in archaeology? Or would Vash have become a reoccurring bit player, the officer's wife/civilian scientist role that Keiko played?
I've always seen the Picard/Vash relationship as an homage to the great romantic film pairings of the 40's. Vash is Bacall to Picard's Bogart. The very compelling 'battle of wills' dynamic to the Picard/Vash relationship is reminiscent of Bogart and Bacall in the classic movie "To Have and Have Not." Vash's brazenness complements Picard's more sedate personality perfectly. She is the ideal foil for Picard's straight man. The characterizations and relationship dynamics between Picard and Vash makes this pairing a pure joy to watch.
Just imagine Vash's reaction to Reunification.
Vash walks into sickbay to see Beverly measuring Jean-Luc's eyes.
"The right eye is point-zero-zero-four higher than the left..."
Picard replies playfully, "It is not..."
"You want a proper fit on your prosthetic? Trust your tailor." Seeing the captain's wife, the doctor smiles. "Hi Vash."
"Hi, Beverly." Vash turns her attention to her husband. "This is obviously classified. However, considering the work your 'tailor' is doing, it doesn't take a PhD, which I do happen to have, to figure out where you're going. And, Mon Capitaine, they're not overly fond of you there."
"Don't worry, chere. I've kept up on all my benefit paperwork."
With hands on her hips she scolds, "not funny, Johnny. The next time you have the nerve to say I'm out of my mind, I will be bringing this little item up."
"So noted."
Warmest Wishes,
Whoa Nellie