Star Trek "You're so old" jokes

[ED-209]

So a load of "you're so old" jokes on another site made me think of this, what could be Star Trek "You're so old" jokes be? Here are some to start off..

You're so old, your first "first contact day" WAS first contact day.

You're so old you remember when replicators were called food synthesizers.

You're so old your first Phaser only had two settings, stun & kill - it was best not to confuse them.

You're so old, to you warp 2 is fast.

You're so old you remember when Starfleet was called UESPA.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

You're so old, no one put a letter after your name.

 

[ED-209]

You're so old, when you were young "saucer separation" meant lifting your cup off the saucer.

 

[Oddish]

You're so old, Lela Dax called you "Old Man".

You're so old, you wouldn't need a holodeck to see Fair Haven.

You're so old, you had a front row seat for the Eugenics Wars.


You're so old, you served on the Enterprise.
No, not the NCC-1701...
No, not the NX-01...
You were on the CVN-65!

 

[ED-209]

You're so old you've witnessed Discovery in the 23rd and 32nd century!

 

[UssGlenn]

You're so old, you babysat a Progenitor!

 

[Rowdy Roddy McDowall]

You're so old even Arlene Galway won't date you.

 

[ED-209]

You’re so old the guardian can’t remember your birthday.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

You're so old you remember when it was finite homogeneity in negligible combinations.

 

[Bad Thoughts]

Not only are you so old you hunted humpback whales, you were the inspiration for Captain Ahab.

 

[Lord Garth]

Dirty Dozens on In Living Color "where talking trash can get you cash!"

 

[Commander Troi]

You so old you remember when the Romulans left Vulcan.

 

[ED-209]

You're so old you remember when Q was born.

 

[Oddish]

You're so old, the Big Bang was your first birthday candle.

 

[at Quark's]

Hah! You're so old, the Big Bang was your most recent birthday candle.

 

[F. King Daniel]

You're so old, you remember when Spock was an only child!

 

[Oddish]

When you were born, your parents were dancing around... because their feet were on fire. The earth's surface was still molten back then.

 

[Farscape One]

You're so old, you seeded the life that created The Progenitors.

 

[ED-209]

You’re so old you remember when the founders were mono forms.

 

[ED-209]

You're so old, you were a member of TrekBBS before the year 2000.