(More than) 50 ways to leave your lover

[T'Girl]

There's a great old Paul Simon's song called 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover, that I just listen too. But he actually only list a few of the fifty.

Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Hop on the bus, Gus
Just drop off the key, Lee

Whatever could the rest be, and are there in fact only fifty? I came up with:

Kick her to the curb, Herb.

Hijack a plane, Blaine.

How about you?



original lyrics http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/50-Ways-to-Leave-Your-Lover-lyrics-Paul-Simon

 

[Gaith]

Groovy thread!

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Tell her you're gay, Ray


Get tossed from your job, Bob


Say you'll vote Republican, Duncan



... And don't forget the Star Wars version.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Just get out of state, Nate
Hide out in a silo, Milo
Get eaten by sharks, Mark
You're mighty tasty

Make like a tree and leave, Steve
She's gonna be peeved
Jump the fence with a vault, Walt
It's time that you flee.


50 Ways to Leave the Shire

You have a long way to go, Frodo
Say bye to your ole' gaffer Ham, Sam
Give Farmer Maggot the slip, Pip
Get to Buckleberry

Just lead them to Bree, Merry
Gandalf's not at the Prancing Pony
Watch out for Black Riders, Strider
Those guys are creepy


50 Ways to Kill 007

Just kick him in the head, Klebb
Give your hat a lob, Oddjob
Laser beam him in the dick, Auric
My piranhas are hungry

Claw at him with glee, Tee Hee
Don't be an Octopussy
Give him a few gnaws, Jaws
And he'll drive his car into the sea

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Spend time in jail, Dale.
Just be a coward, Howard.
It doesn't take gall, Paul.
Get out of her bed, Ed.
Put on your hat, Matt.
You don't have to come clean, Gene.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Whoa, kinda lost a whole gender here people..

Fuck his friend Belle
Hide his weed Gracey
Burn his porn Mel
Delete his games Macey

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Notify the mod, Todd

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Notify the mod, Todd

 

[Gary7]

Heh, hadn't thought about that song for a long while. Great Simon-libs all around!

 

[Roshi]

How to make 'fap' and 'sap' rhyme, Karim?

(works better pronounced wiz a French accent)

 

[T'Girl]

Fake your own death, Jeff.

 

[Gaith]

^ Nice one!



Announce it by tweet, Pete

Change your profile pic, Mick

Send her a text, Rex



Edit: Tony Fabris' Star Wars cover is now on youtube!

 

[Venardhi]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cGoDns8wTA&feature=related[/yt]

 

[RJDiogenes]

Drive her crazy with rhymin,' Simon.

Just freakin' depart, Art.

 

[auntiehill]

Set fire to his flat, Pat.
Send him to the pen, Jen.
Hook up with his pal, Sal.