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Merry Christmas!

Since we're doing a Voyager Christmas, let's give the crew presents...

Janeway: One of those singing Quark's mugs for her coffee.
Chakotay: An ugly sweater with ROMANCE STINKS on it. After losing out on both Janeway and Seven, he can't be overly fond of it right now.
Paris: Permission to put aerodynamic tail fins on the Flyer.
B'Elanna: A copy of the book "50 Klingon Lullabies for your Little Warrior".
Neelix: A prepaid cell phone with a 30,000 LY range, just right for calling up old shipmates on Christmas Day.
Kes: Another 100 years before her morilogium... better call Q for this one.
Seven: Some clothes that don't look like they were spray painted on.
Naomi: A downsized Starfleet uniform with a "Captain's Assistant" patch on it.
The EMH: Holographic hair.
Harry: A little box on his chair.
 
Almost here!
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Yeah, or you could just give them ALL ugly Christmas sweaters... wonder if those will still be a thing in the 24th.
 
Somehow I would just imagine Tuvok in his everyday Starfleet uniform, standing stoically between the others of the mob... :)
 
However, I discovered that there was something important missing in this otherwise excellent picture.
So I took the liberty to fix it!
See it as a Christmas contribution!
Merry Christmas! :techman:

Well, our winsome little captain's assistant is also missing, but I don't have the ability to modify pictures the way you guys do. :scream:

Somehow I would just imagine Tuvok in his everyday Starfleet uniform, standing stoically between the others of the mob... :)

That would have worked too. :vulcan:
 
Well, our winsome little captain's assistant is also missing, but I don't have the ability to modify pictures the way you guys do. :scream:

Who? Flotter? :eek:
Have I missed something?



would have worked too. :vulcan:
I think that Tuvok would have refused to wear an ugly Christmas jersey.
Obviously Janeway threatened him with 30 days in jail in the brig together with Neelix!
 
Who? Flotter? :eek:
Have I missed something?

Guess again. :nyah:

I think that Tuvok would have refused to wear an ugly Christmas jersey.
Obviously Janeway threatened him with 30 days in jail in the brig together with Neelix!

I don't know... it's tradition, and Vulcans do appreciate tradition. I could see Tuvok saying, in his Tuvokian way, that he found the garment's appearance ridiculous, but would wear it out of respect for human tradition.
 
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Guess again. :nyah:
Sorry, I'm stuck since all ten main characters are on the picture 8at least on my modified one) and I can't think of anyone else. Naomi maybe?



I don't know... it's tradition, and Vulcans do appreciate tradition. I could see Tuvok saying, in his Tuvokian way, that he found the garment's appearance ridiculous, but would wear it out of respect for human tradition.

That would be possible.
 
Sorry, I'm stuck since all ten main characters are on the picture 8at least on my modified one) and I can't think of anyone else. Naomi maybe?

My bad. I thought "winsome little captain's assistant" would be immediately clear, since that's been Naomi's self-given title almost from the start.
 
My bad. I thought "winsome little captain's assistant" would be immediately clear, since that's been Naomi's self-given title almost from the start.
Sorry, I was just concentrating too much on the main characters.
Not to mention that Naomi never made a great impression for me.
 
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