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LOST: TrekBBS

Capn Flukie

Capn Flukie

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LOST: TrekBBS

Scene: A beautiful tropical beach, day.

SUDDENLY, the TrekBBS cube roars across the screen towards the viewer then passes offscreen, followed by a loud CRASH, fade out to black and...

fade in to a blinking eye and zoom back

we see mrcoaster lying on his back, he gets up... dazed and confused...

he goes out on the beach where the TrekBBS cube is in pieces scattered across the beach, spam and badgers litter the wreckage...

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dead posters are strewn over the ground as the survivors of the crash scurry around frantically trying rescue the injured...

mrcoaster helps an injured doubleohfive to his feet and gets him off the beach...

we see a crying Neeka Keet carrying the body of DsZ...

Gertch runs and is nearly hit by a flying chunk of the burning Admiral's Lounge...

montresor and Mr. Cellophane drag an unconscious Froggie away from the carnage...

Flaming chunks of TNZ explode from the cube, pelting the survivors, who run screaming...

mrcoaster runs around, yelling, "OMG OMG OMG, where's T'Bonz!?! How did this happen!?! This can't be happening!!!"

He sees Brohi dragging away the mangled carcass of Frontline...

mrcoaster: "Noooooooooooooo....!!!!!"


To be Continued...

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:guffaw: :guffaw:

I love how the Trekbbs looks like a borg cube :guffaw: :guffaw: Burning hunks of spam :lol: :lol: Brilliant! :lol: :thumbsup:
 
That scene was filmed in Oahu, btw. :)

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How did the TrekBBS crash?

Who else is on the Island?

How will the Postaways survive?
 
Previously on LOST: TrekBBS;

CRASH!!!
AHHHH!!!!
Noooooooo!!!!!

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Flash in on a heavily sweating Flukie helping Temis the Vorta get up, she's brushes herself off...

Temis the Vorta: "I knew I should've taken the blasted invisble jump jet instead!!! Grrrr!!!"

Flukie: "Duuuuuuude, anyone seen Trippy?"

RJDiongenes: "I dunno, I think she was in the Lounge with EMH when it broke off... Want some Goofy Grape?"

Flukie: "Er, no."

mrcoaster yells to everyone: "C'mon! Let's get these folks off the beach and into some shelter!" "Jayson! Put down that spam!"

Jayson: "Do you think the TrekBBS crashed because of Giant Flying Robot Monkeys flinging electromagnetic poop?"

Kira's Mom: "Shut up, Bonehead."

To be Continued:

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:lol: :lol: Duuuude! You're Hurley? :guffaw: :guffaw:

Oh my...trying hard not to laugh out too loud in class :guffaw:

Oh no...that make me...a Tailie!! :eek:

:guffaw:
 
^"Dude, you got some Arrghman on you..." :evil:

Not that I think he should be killed off! Just has a similar opening sound. :D
 
Previously on LOST: TrekBBS;

CRASH!!!
AHHHH!!!!
Noooooooo!!!!!
Shut up, Bonehead!!!

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Fade in as we see the Postaways sitting around a fire contemplating their fates...

mrcoaster: "We need to salvage some stuff from the wreckage."

Agent Richard07: "But all that's left is the corpses of dead posters and chunks of flaming spam."

mrcoaster: "I know, but if we can recover the PM box, we can try and send a signal to AntonyF..."

Suddenly, there is loud crashing and spooky weird freaky noises coming from the jungle...

Jeeves Melchington: "What the hell was that?"

Locutus of Bored: "I dunno, but I hope it's not a giant badger!"

Jayson: "It's a giant robo-monkey, it's gonna fling cybernetic robo-poop at us!"

The Postaways (in unison): "Shut up, Bonehead."

Later...

Gertch is sitting alone by the sea...

mrcoaster: "You ok?"

Gertch: "We're never gonna get off this island! This sucks! I just wanna get back to my old life!"

mrcoaster: "Everything will be fine once we send a PM to AntonyF, you can't just sit there..."

Gertch: "Don't tell me what I can or cannot or will or will not or shall or shant do!"

mrcoaster: "Warning for flaming. Comments to the chunks of Moderator Actions over there by that tree frog."

To be Continued:

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Fade in as we see Neeka Keet collecting some parts from the debris of TrekBBS...

Mutenroshi: "What are you doing?"

Neeka Keet: "Um, er..."

Ro Laren: "Hey! You've got all our bananas!"

Neeka Keet: "sigh... Well... if you must know, I'm gonna bulid a still and make some banana rum... for everyone of course." She winks at the camera which is weird.

cubbie866: "Hey! I saw you wink at the camera!"

Neeka Keet: "Uh, just coming off some NyQuil, don't get your shorts in a bind, Freckles."

TJinLOCA: "Told ya she was evil!!"

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ElimParra: "Hey! You! What are you doing there?"

Flukie "Nothing, duuuuuuude!"

ElimParra: "My god! You're eating the spam from the wreckage!"

Flukie: "mmmmm... sandy beach spam...."

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Cut to teh Jungle:

Gertch and Jayson are wandering around looking for food.

Gertch starts having weird visions about Jayson all bloody and dead-like.

Gertch: "Whoa, gotta lay off the NyQuil."

They wander into the jungle some more where they come across the wreckage of a much smaller bbs, the infamous TrekBBS BBS.

Gertch: "Shazam! This hasn't been seen in years!"

Jayson: "Think I should go in and check it out, see if we can use it's PM box?"

Gertch: "Oh yes. Yes. Definatly. Yes." :evil:

To be Continued:

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Next Episode: Man of Science, Man of Spam.
 
I'm the man of faith! Woot! Now to kill me a bore.




psst Neeka Keet. You haven't finished off the last avatar contest. Whats the next one gonna be?
 
Gertch said:

psst Neeka Keet. You haven't finished off the last avatar contest. Whats the next one gonna be?
Click to expand...

This is the last one until next season if you want I'll declare a winner and declare the contest closed.
 
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