January Jones gives birth to baby boy, but who is the daddy?

[Dream]

Mad Men actress January Jones welcomed her first bundle of joy on Tuesday, a baby boy Xander Dane Jones.

“Mom and baby are doing great,” said her rep.

Jones, 33, announced her pregnancy in April, but kept the identity of the father a secret.

Another rumored potential father to Jones’ son was X-Men director Matthew Vaughn, but he quickly denied it.

http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature...baby-boy-xander-dane-jones-who-dad-09-16-2011

Good for Emma Frost... um... January Jones. Now the big question is, who is the daddy? If the rumors of Matthew Vaughn is true then he cheated on his wife which would be sad.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I hate to be that guy who comes in to the thread and says this, but who cares?

It's no one's business except hers and the fathers, she's perfectly capable of affording to raise the child on her own if that's her choice, and speculating about people cheating on their spouses with little or no evidence is rather tacky.

It's just kind of a weird thing to care about. It's like you're treating it like it's a scandal, as if we're still stuck in the Fifties or something.

 

[Dream]

It's just weird how she is refusing to name the father.

Maybe there was no father? Her baby was created by the Force and will become the next Anakin Skywalker.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

It's just weird how she is refusing to name the father.

Maybe there was no father? Her baby was created by the Force and will become the next Anakin Skywalker.

Why is that weird? Maybe she was artificially inseminated. Maybe it was an affair like you said. Maybe it's someone who's not famous and she wants to respect his privacy. There's any number of reasons she may want to keep it private and none that justify the sense of entitlement like she owes the public an answer on who the father is.

 

[JoeZhang]

It's just weird how she is refusing to name the father.

I think it's more weird how noisy you are about a private family matter that doesn't concern you.

 

[ALF]

It's just weird how she is refusing to name the father.

I think it's more weird how noisy you are about a private family matter that doesn't concern you.

And... that's the match. Points go to JoeZhang.

 

[Dorian Thompson]

Congratulations to Ms. Jones. May she and her son thrive. I don't care who the father is. I'd suspect it was my son of a bitch ex-husband who found Ms. Jones to be a reincarnation of Grace Kelly, but he was nowhere in the vicinity at the time.

 

[ALF]

Have we ruled out an immaculate conception?

 

[Timby]

Have we ruled out an immaculate conception?

Just as a point of order, as something I remember due to my status as a recovering Catholic, the Immaculate Conception refers to Mary having been born without original sin. Jesus' conception and delivery is known as the virgin birth.

I hate to be that guy who comes in to the thread and says this, but who cares?

I'll totally be that guy.

Seriously, who fucking cares? If the paternity of a celebrity's child, a matter that the person considers private, concerns you so much that you feel compelled to start a thread on a Star Trek discussion board to gather people's theories like some sort of Cyber-Matlock, then you seem to have nothing better to think about.

 

[scotpens]

I hate to be that guy who comes in to the thread and says this, but who cares?

Ditto. Frankly, I couldn’t care less about who’s fucking whom in the celebrity world.

Now, when a celeb gets boob implants — THAT’s news.

Have we ruled out an immaculate conception?

Then she would have called the child Jesus.

And she’ll send him to the finest school in town.

Just as a point of order, as something I remember due to my status as a recovering Catholic, the Immaculate Conception refers to Mary having been born without original sin. Jesus' conception and delivery is known as the virgin birth.

Yes, I know that. It’s a common misconception (pun intended).

“Recovering Catholic” . . . ! Reminds me of the bumper sticker: I SURVIVED CATHOLIC SCHOOL.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

I'm the daddy.

 

[Out Of My Vulcan Mind]

The father is obviously Nicholas Brendon.

 

[Professor Zoom]

I'm also that guy. Who cares?

Bad Actress has baby.

Sorry. HORRIBLE actress has baby. Hard to get me to care.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Her baby was created by the Force and will become the next Anakin Skywalker.

If the kid inherits her acting skills, that would make sense.

But I gotta agree with the general sentiment that I can live without worrying who the babydaddy is. It's like the Scarlett Johannson nude photos - actors are human beings too, and their privacy should be respected.

 

[scotpens]

. . . actors are human beings too . . .

“They are? Have you ever eaten with one?”

 

[the G-man]

I don't care about her or her kid.

However, on a more general note, I find it strange when some posters get so...personally offended...that someone else does care.

This is a TV/Media message board. It has threads about celebrities. Why would anyone get perturbed when a poster wants to talk about a celebrity?

Posters here talk about celebrities' personal business all the time, from Tom Cruise's religion to whether Christina Hendricks smokes.

Again, it's not something I particularly care about but I don't think the OP deserved to get jumped upon.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

I don't care about her or her kid.

However, on a more general note, I find it strange when some posters get so...personally offended...that someone else does care.

This is a TV/Media message board. It has threads about celebrities. Why would anyone get perturbed when a poster wants to talk about a celebrity?

Posters here talk about celebrities' personal business all the time, from Tom Cruise's religion to whether Christina Hendricks smokes.

Again, it's not something I particularly care about but I don't think the OP deserved to get jumped upon.

By the same token, I find it strange when people assume that others are "personally offended" just because they ask "who cares?" It doesn't offend me, I just don't understand it.

 

[Kestra]

What's with all the January Jones hate? I've only seen her in Mad Men but she doesn't seem that bad of an actress. For that matter, what's up with Betty Draper? I didn't get the hate at first but then she ended up being a complete psycho. Is there more to the character that I'm missing?

 

[Checkmate]

She's a dumb blond with a bastard kid. Not exactly the most shocking thing in Hollywood. At least she can afford to raise him.

And she truly is dumb. That was presented to the world in all its grandeur when she made the mistake of agreeing to host Saturday Night Live. The fact that her idea of acting is to walk around with a distant, ditzy look in her eye -- a look she maintains even in interviews and publicity shots -- only proves to make it more obvious.

 

[spooky spice]

I always find it hilariously funny when people post "don't care", well why post then? If the situation is of no interest to you then keep walking

I have no idea who this woman is, but I sincerely hope she didn't sleep with someone else's husband, that's just opening up a world of hurt for some other woman.