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Invite the worst celebrity dinner party ever!

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The Borgified Corpse

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Everyone dreams of dining with celebrities. But some celebrities are more interesting than others. Some seem dull as diswater or an absolute nightmare to be around. Who would be on your roster of worst celebrity dinner party guests?

(A few ground rules: First, these people must have a legitimate reason for being famous. No Kardashians, Hiltons, Snookies, or lesser Lohans. Second, no politicians. Both categories are just too easy.)

My list so far:

Harrison Ford. A great actor but seems to have very little personality in real life.
J.K. Rowling. She seems quiet & depressed.
Tim Burton. The man never seems able to finish a sentence.
Kevin Costner. Too awkward. Everyone would be having too much difficulty avoiding Waterworld cracks.
Megan Fox. When even Michael Bay says you're dumb, you must be pretty dumb.
Rosie O'Donnell. Seems to hate men... and people now that I think about it.
Margot Kidder back when she was legitimately psychotic, living on the streets because she thought her husband was trying to kill her. (Although she seems like shrewd, crazy fun now.)
Christopher Eccleston because even that close to him, I'd still never get a straight answer for why he left Doctor Who.
Nicholas Brendon. He's the stuff nightmares are made of. I'm terrified he's going to break into my house and give me an STD.
 
If you were to add Andy Dick and Charlie Sheen to that list, I think it'd be complete.
 
JiNX-01 said:
The Fox "News" Team.
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:rofl:

Wow. With that kind of witty political commentary it's a wonder you aren't taking over "the Daily Show." :lol:

The Daily Show? What am I saying? You just surpassed Will Rogers and Walt Kelly in the hall of great satirists. :guffaw:

Please enlighten the rest of us. How did ever come up with something so brilliantly original as a "I don't like Fox News" joke? No one has ever done one before. What bolt of inspiration from the heavens struck you? Or do you have a Muse locked in your basement? :)

Again, thank you. I can't think of how any of us would have gotten through the day without a comment as wonderful and unique as this one.
:beer:
 
the G-man said:
JiNX-01 said:
The Fox "News" Team.
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:rofl:

Wow. With that kind of witty political commentary it's a wonder you aren't taking over "the Daily Show." :lol:

The Daily Show? What am I saying? You just surpassed Will Rogers and Walt Kelly in the hall of great satirists. :guffaw:

Please enlighten the rest of us. How did ever come up with something so brilliantly original as a "I don't like Fox News" joke? No one has ever done one before. What bolt of inspiration from the heavens struck you? Or do you have a Muse locked in your basement? :)

Again, thank you. I can't think of how any of us would have gotten through the day without a comment as wonderful and unique as this one.
:beer:
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Do you perhaps happen to work for Fox News?
 
Glenn Beck (biggest. db. ever.)
Bill O'Reilly (no one would be able to get a word in)
Joan Rivers (I think her voice alone would make everyone lose their appetite)
Roseanne Barr (crazy, and not in a good way)
Charlie Sheen (duh)
Rosie O'Donnell. (see Roseanne)
Donald Trump. (no one would be able to stop looking at the hairpiece)
 
auntiehill said:
Glenn Beck (biggest. db. ever.)
Bill O'Reilly (no one would be able to get a word in)
Joan Rivers (I think her voice alone would make everyone lose their appetite)
Roseanne Barr (crazy, and not in a good way)
Charlie Sheen (duh)
Rosie O'Donnell. (see Roseanne)
Donald Trump. (no one would be able to stop looking at the hairpiece)
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I feel like everyone on this list would cancel each other out and you'd end up having a very pleasant dinner alone.
 
Steven Berkoff - By all accounts, a cunt.
Patrick Stewart - Too political (he puts too much stock in UK Labour) and will likely clash with Berkoff, though likely not so bad by himself.
Gary Busey - He's just nuts.
Bill Murray - He strongly reminds me of a particularly snide and two faced bully I knew from high school. Something about him.
Steven Seagal - Perhaps not so much a prick nowadays, but it would certainly be bad news if it's 1990s Steven Seagal.
Jim Davidson - A racist and sexist prick by the sound of things, and formally charged for violent conduct.
 
Rush Limbaugh (or any conservative political pundit)
Tom Cruise
Richard Dawkins
Germaine Greer
Fred Phelps
Pamela Anderson

That is one lineup sure to cause trouble!
 
Rob Lowe - Read/heard plenty of horror stories about him, an idiot and was widely disliked on the set of The West Wing.
Sir Alan Sugar - A bullying bullshitter with a bad temper.
 
Bill Murray- He would insult you in the most intellectual way.

Tom Cruise- Oh a Scientology picnic this Sunday? Sorry but I think i'm busy on Sunday.

Ashton Kutcher- Twittering that he's at someone's home for dinner

Mel Gibson
 
While clealry unhinged, I'd much rather invite Tom Cruise around for dinner instead of "Mad" Mel Gibson. Cruise gives of similar vibes to John Barrowman (and they even look quite interchangeable, like Jeri Ryan and Heike Makatsch).
 
My nightmare guest list: all the Kardashians plus the cast of Jersey Shore.

I'm amazed at the kinds of folks you people would snub. Gary Busey - I'd invite him for real to any party I was throwing, on the vain assumption that he'd actually show up. :rommie: Ditto for Tom Cruise. Even Glen Beck would be preferable to my nightmare scenario. There's can't-help-but-make-a great-story crazy and then there's just annoying-kill-them-DIEDIEDIE-crazy.
 
Have Sam Worthington and Channing Tatum sit across from each other and have a staring contest.

Keanu Reeves
Andy Samberg
Seth Rogan
Vince Vaughn
Russell Brand
Kathy Griffin
Margaret Cho

Kevin James and Rob Schneider in the middle so they can play with the turkey centerpiece like clowns.
 
The biggest douche-bags in the world gathered together in one place? I couldn't stand it....

Seth MacFarlane
James Cameron
Bill Maher
Chris Matthews
Rachel Maddow
Bill O'Reilly
Sean Hannity
Richard Dawkins
Glenn Beck
Keith Olbermann
Rush Limbaugh
Ann Coulter

Every single one of these people make me want to gouge my eyeballs out!
 
LitmusDragon said:
Tom Arnold

Not sure why but he just annoys me
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Naw. He's been on my good side ever since he did that great self-deprecating cameo on one of the Simpsons Halloween specials where he was stuck with Bart & Homer on a spaceship full of undesirables being sent off into the sun.

"Yeah, isn't that a kick in the teeth. I mean, sure, my shows weren't great, but I never tied anyone up and made them watch. And I could because I'm a big guy and I'm good with knots.":guffaw:

TedShatner10 said:
Patrick Stewart - Too political (he puts too much stock in UK Labour) and will likely clash with Berkoff, though likely not so bad by himself.
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I've never heard that he was such a political guy. He seems like the type to keep his politics too himself unless you seek them out.

Captain M said:
Rush Limbaugh (or any conservative political pundit)
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Temis the Vorta said:
My nightmare guest list: all the Kardashians plus the cast of Jersey Shore.
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What did I say in my original post? What did I say?!?!

Mike Ram said:
Have Sam Worthington and Channing Tatum sit across from each other and have a staring contest.
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Later on we could chop them up for firewood.

scnj said:
If you were to add Andy Dick and Charlie Sheen to that list, I think it'd be complete.
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Andy Dick certainly, but then sit him next to Jon Lovitz just to cruelly watch the sparks fly.

While I get the sense I wouldn't particularly care for Richard Dawkins (I think I work with a guy who is almost as bad), I would probably still invite him on the off chance that he'd bring Lalla Ward with him.:adore:

I like Russell Brand. At the very least, he'd be far too entertaining to pass up. (I'm not sure how I feel about Katy Perry though. I think she's a charlatan. I've seen no photographic evidence to indicate that she has EVER kissed a girl, let alone LIKED it!)
 
I'd actually like to sit both Charlie Sheen at his most coked up and modern brain damaged Gary Busey both down at a table for diner. You would never get a more perfect night of crazy rambling nonsense.
 
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