Posted by Miss Thang:
How 'bout a multiple choice quiz-like thing concerning what each character does after Enterprise's three-hour tour is over. I.e.
After serving aboard Enterprise for
1) 1
2) 3
3) 7
4) 15
5) More than Sulu
years, Trip goes on to
1) Become chief engineer aboard another ship
2) Becomes captain of his own ship
3) Returns home to Florida and starts his own engineering firm (or whatever you engineer folk do)
4) Becomes the 22nd-century Emeril Legasse with his badass pecan pie and "Son-of-a-Bitch, That's Good" Ribs and "Charmin'" B-B-Q Sauce
5) Has a falling out with Archer over their shared, yet sublimated love for T'Pol, gets into a fist fight with Archer on the bridge, compelling an already-depressed Reed to choose between his captain and his friend, which pushes him over the edge, and leads him to found Section 31. Storms out of a meeting, pushing Starfleet brass to red flag his file, which results in his being stationed on Vulcan, to a non-job job, where he is bored to the point of depression, finds himself in T'Pol's home desert, and winds up having a tawdry, kinky relationship with her in a tent. Returns home a devastated yet oddly satiated man. Gets a house boat on Pensacola Bay where he receives visits from his old Enterprise friends, whom he tells all his old stories again and again.