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Chickenman! He's Everywhere! He's Everywhere!

bryce

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https://www.thisamericanlife.org/44/poultry-slam-1996/act-five-preview
 
NOBODY!?!?

I guess you had to be there in the 70's and 80's. Especially if you were a military brat, as it played on AFN all the time. (I heard it still does, but I am not sure.)

If you like stuff like "The Tick"...this was The Tick, before The Tick. The humor is very deadpan. But absurdist. It started out as a parody of the Batman TV series which was on at the time Chickenman was hatched.

Honestly, check it out: Scroll down for episode one: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/earwolf/the-adventures-of-chickenman - the episodes are only a minute or three at most.

Unfortunately the creator, Dick Orkin, died a couple of years back: https://wfgr.com/dick-orkin-the-creator-of-the-chickenman-radio-series-has-died/ :(

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Transscript of 2nd episode:

Chickenman
Narrator: The office of the Police Commissioner of Midland City.
Commissioner: Yes, come in.
Benton Harbor: Ah, Commissioner?
Commissioner: What? Oh, yes I am.
Benton Harbor: My name is Benton Harbor.
Narrator: He carries in his right hand, a large suitcase.
Commissioner: Put down your large suitcase Mr. Harbor, and tell me what I can do for you.
Benton Harbor: Monday through Friday Commissioner, I am regularly employed as a shoe salesman for a large downtown department store.
Commissioner: Yes.
Benton Harbor: However, my weekends will be free and therefore I will be available to you as the most fantastic crime fighter the world has ever known.
Commissioner: And you will be known as?
Benton Harbor: I will be known as Chickenman.
Commissioner: Miss Hellfinger, please bring your notepad and pencil and
come into my office immediately.
Miss Hellfinger: Yes sir.
(Door)
Commissioner: Thank you for coming so quickly. Miss Hellfinger this is Mr. Benton Harbor.
Benton Harbor: Hello Miss Harbor.
Miss Hellfinger: No, I’m Miss Hellfinger, you’re Mr. Harbor.
Benton Harbor: Oh yes, how do you do?
Commissioner: Please take a note Miss Hellfinger that Mr. Harbor will be available on weekends to fight crime as….
Miss Hellfinger: Yes
Commissioner: Chickenman.
Miss Hellfinger: Chickenman?
Benton Harbor: Chickenman.
Narrator: Benton Harbor opens the large suitcase. He removes from it a strange costume covered with tiny feathers immediately he begins climbing into it.
Benton Harbor: Would eh somebody give me a hand, please.
Miss Hellfinger: Of course.
Commissioner: Certainly.
Benton Harbor: Just hold up the left wing, please, that’s it fine, there you go.
Commissioner: Miss Hellfinger we’ll need to know how to get in touch with Mr. Harbor.
Benton Harbor: Now the right wing.
Miss Hellfinger: May I have your phone number Mr. Harbor?
Benton Harbor: Of course, watch the feathers please. My phone number is
Narrator: Wellllll, born this day in midland city, the white winged warrior,
who will strike terr-or into the hearts of criminals everywhere
Benton Harbor: Would somebody want to get my zipper back there please?
Miss Hellfinger: Yes, of course.
Benton Harbor: oop, watch it back there.
 
I recall some oddball 5 minute vignettes from a Tallahassee radio station back in the day and just assumed it was some locally created parody. I had no idea it was more widespread.

But "he was 'the Tick' before there was 'the Tick'" is as good as any other way to describe it. Alas, all I readily recall is the parody nature, no specific routine or exchanges. Well, that and the chorus of young ladies who'd exclaim, "He's everywhere! He's everywhere!" from the into and outro sequences.
 
I passed by this thread because I thought- "No way is it THE CHICKENMAN" I remember. Had to show this to hubs who has thought it was a figment of my imagination for 30 years. I was beginning to doubt of it's existence myself!

Midland, Michigan is baout 100 miles from where I grew up so I too assumed it was regional.
 
I passed by this thread because I thought- "No way is it THE CHICKENMAN" I remember. Had to show this to hubs who has thought it was a figment of my imagination for 30 years. I was beginning to doubt of it's existence myself!

Midland, Michigan is about 100 miles from where I grew up so I too assumed it was regional.

Oh, ha! Yeah, because it's set in "Midland City"! I thought that was a fictional name.

Honestly, I had all but forgotten about the show, until this played on an NPR show this weekend, and I went "Wait a minute...I know this!"

Winged Warrior
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Chickenman (from 1986)

Apparently it was from a Chicago station, and some other stations picked it up, and it was also played on Armed Forces Radio (I heard it still is repeated there.)

There are places on the radio that have Chickenman, but everyone I have checked out has cut down versions, missing either the end. I am not sure why. Even Stitcher has incomplete episodes. But apparently there are CD collections, so I am going to have to check those out.

I love the deadpan and matter of fact way the characters handle completely absurd and ridiculous situations. It reminds me of shows like the original live-action The Tick and a lot of animated shows like The Simpsons and so forth...
 
It did prime me perfectly to laugh at The Tick. I liked that it felt old-timey and was completely absurd.
 
Blast from the past: heard this daily on AFN Radio when I was stationed in West Germany back in 1981-83! Amazingly funny stuff.
 
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