Cheesy Star Trek Jokes Anyone?

[BooneHomes]

please add one if you got one...no joke too cheesy!!!

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and
take
all of the credit.

Q: How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: NONE: Klingons aren't afraid of the dark.

Q: What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb?
A: Execute it for failure.

Q: What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb?
A: Execute him for cowardice.

Q: How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: ONE HUNDRED FIFTY_ONE: One to screw the light bulb in, and 150 to
self-destruct the ship out of disgrace.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I want what time I spent of my life back from reading those.

 

[Non Sync]

He's dead, Jim. You take his wallet and I'll take his tricoder.

 

[sbk1234]

Here's the worst:

Why is the Starship Enterprise like toilet paper?

They both fly around Uranus (Your anus) looking to get Klingons (cling ons).


















forgive me

 

[captcalhoun]

how many ears does Spock have? three, left, right and final front ear

 

[Nardpuncher]

This guy meets a beautiful woman in her 40s at a bar. She asks him if he's ever tried a "Sportsman's Special"
he says no he hasn't...but he's intrigued and asks what it is. She tells him it's where you have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
He immediately becomes excited at the idea of this beautiful woman and how beautiful her daughter must be and agrees.
At her house she sits him on the sofa and gives him a drink and asks if he's ready. he smiles broadly nodding his head.
She goes to the stairs and yells "Mom! Come on down! I got one for us!"




Um, that guy was in Starfleet.

 

[1001001]

Q: What did Counselor Troi say to the EMH?

A: "You're projecting again."

 

[Captain Ice]

*groans*

That one's pretty bad.

 

[1001001]

*groans*

That one's pretty bad.

How much did you pay to get in!?!?!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

I am so easily amused. I found them all funny.

 

[TheBrew]

I want what time I spent of my life back from reading those.

Now you know how people feel in "My God, it's full of THREAD BOMBS!"

 

[Koinek]

*knock* *knock*
Who's There?
Troi
Troi Who?
Troi to understand! It's really cold out here!

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Um, that guy was in Starfleet.

 

[captcalhoun]

how many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?
darkness is irrelevant, you will be assimilated. your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

 

[doubleohfive]

If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again.

 

[doubleohfive]

I want what time I spent of my life back from reading those.

Now you know how people feel in "My God, it's full of THREAD BOMBS!"

BEAT ME TO IT. DAMN YOU THIS IS CETI ALPHA FIIIIVE!!!!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The cheesiest Trek joke of all: Threshold

 

[captcalhoun]

that wasn't cheesy. it was shit.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Point taken.

Okay, how about: "Get that cheese to sickbay!"

 

[doubleohfive]

Still not a joke. Just a corny line.