[Boring Issue][Strong Irrational Feeling or Emotion]

[Koinek]

We all should [key opinion] [boring issue] because of [lengthy reasoning gleaned from Fox News/New York Times/Friend]

I feel it necessary to inform this group on the INTERNET of my deep concern for [boring issue] and because I am sure immediate change will result from my argument.

EVERYONE Please sign this internet petition so WE CAN SHOW OUR [OPINION] FOR [BORING ISSUE] AND THROW MUD AT WHOEVER DISAGREES WITH US BECAUSE WE ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!


(PS. I stole this from Facebook but a close friend of mine formed the group so I don't feel so bad. )

 

[ITL]

[witty response]

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ [Friendly.]

 

[captcalhoun]

[ill-informed rant expressing opposing opinion to OP that totally misses the point]

 

[LitmusDragon]

[off-topic funny picture]

 

[Robert Maxwell]

[Facepalm image macro]

 

[starrchild]

[use of the "confused" smilie]

 

[K'Ehleyr]

[starts writing ill spelt banners]

 

[Withers]

[Irrational comparison of those who disagree with OP's stance to Adolf Hitler]

-Withers-​

 

[ITL]

[Facepalm image macro] [Edited post expressing dismay at being beaten to it by a previous poster]

 

[Australis]

[OTT rant explaining in excruciating detail why Boring Issue is incorrect, with appendices and Wikipedia references]

 

[Hunter X]

[Lurks, gets bored, heads to Sci-Fi/Fantasty forum instead]

 

[SiorX]

[ill-informed rant expressing opposing opinion to OP that totally misses the point]

[Response to one sentence in said rant. Angry counter-argument entirely derailing original topic.]

[BBCode fail wrongly attributing quote for maximum boring confusion.]

 

[Robert Maxwell]

[Expression of utter lack of interest in the topic at hand. Suggestion that original poster should die for the good of humanity.]

[Fart joke.]

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

[Failed attempt at humor that 50% of readers will take seriously.]

[Bitter cynical statement and/or troll bait that adds nothing to discourse.]

 

[John Picard]

[Random poop joke here]

 

[auntiehill]

[spam followed by obligatory In Before The Lock Threadbomb]

 

[RJDiogenes]

[General caution to stay on boring Topic, complete with amusing pun.]

 

[Hunter X]

[Comes back to the thread after searching his own name to see if anyone thought his point in that What is better, Angel or Buffy? thread was as awesome as he thought it was. Sees his name attributed to the wrong quote and posts confused reply.

His post is ignored and/or kills the thread.]

 

[Gepard]

[Irritated note that this topic has been discussed before. Link to a prior thread so old that no reasonable person should expect the OP to know about it. Passive-aggressive smiley.]