I have a clear memory of this musical Pringles commercial subtitled "For Every Passion There's a Pringles," but haven't come across it on YouTube so far. Anyone else remember it?
Lyrics
Scene 1: Nerdy people in business attire
We are the Mild Munchers
We crave a chip that's light
So very thin and crispy
That doesn't have a bite
Scene 2: Cowboys around a campfire
We are the Country Crunchers
We crave a chip that bites!
[third line - probably something about spices]
With a crunch that really fights
Scene 3: Rich people in formal dress, with a large bowl of dip
We are the world's Big Dippers
Just look how much we take
We crave a chip that's rippled
And very hard to break
Narrator: [spoken] Whether you're a Mild Muncher, a Country Cruncher, or a Big Dipper, there's a Pringles for you.
Mild Muncher (a young nerdy boy):
For every passion there's a Pringles
Country Cruncher (in a John Wayne voice):
A chip to make you rave!
Big Dipper (in operatic voice):
So there's a Pringles made for you
No matter what you crave
[Probably the narrator returns here to mention Original Pringles, Pringles Country Style, and Pringles Rippled]
All three groups combined:
For every passion there's a Pringles!
Now, I'm sure I couldn't have just imagined all that, right?
Lyrics
Scene 1: Nerdy people in business attire
We are the Mild Munchers
We crave a chip that's light
So very thin and crispy
That doesn't have a bite
Scene 2: Cowboys around a campfire
We are the Country Crunchers
We crave a chip that bites!
[third line - probably something about spices]
With a crunch that really fights
Scene 3: Rich people in formal dress, with a large bowl of dip
We are the world's Big Dippers
Just look how much we take
We crave a chip that's rippled
And very hard to break
Narrator: [spoken] Whether you're a Mild Muncher, a Country Cruncher, or a Big Dipper, there's a Pringles for you.
Mild Muncher (a young nerdy boy):
For every passion there's a Pringles
Country Cruncher (in a John Wayne voice):
A chip to make you rave!
Big Dipper (in operatic voice):
So there's a Pringles made for you
No matter what you crave
[Probably the narrator returns here to mention Original Pringles, Pringles Country Style, and Pringles Rippled]
All three groups combined:
For every passion there's a Pringles!
Now, I'm sure I couldn't have just imagined all that, right?
