AFTER POPULAR DEMAND FROM THE "WORF'S PENlS" THREAD... Let's respectfully talk about star trek genitalia

[Mr. Friscus]

In the DS9 Forum, there was a thread entitled "Worf's Penis", which brought up a lot of questions. It began with obvious ones such as "How big is it?", "How is it shaped?"...

As a "strapping man with nothing to be ashamed of" (as Picard noted in Nemesis).. I assume it was more than servicable for any woman such as Troi, Jadzeia, etc. The breakout line of Worf's manhood in the "Worf's Penis" thread was "Ridged for her pleasure" which is a magnificent line.

But then, the discussion escalated, or erected... into other discussions. What do other species of Star Trek races' phallic members look like? Do Cardiasans have a reptilian member with a spoon shaped head?

It got me thinking.. does the biggest "head" belong to the Ferengi? They sure love their ears stimulated, but let's keep things mature here.

So we can assume either Worf has stretched out Troi and Jadzei... or that they've handled it and been satisfied, and all is well. But Gul Dukat? Quark? Spock/Tuvok? Are they "blessed" with large phallic members? What do you say? Can you theorize based on episodes and speculation?

Do proceed... and moderation, please allow such a ridiculous thread to continue.

 

[Tosk]

As a "strapping man with nothing to be ashamed of" (as Picard noted in Nemesis)

That's not quite what he says.

"Oh, come now! A big, handsome, strapping fellow like you? What can you be afraid of?"

Do Cardiasans have a reptilian member with a spoon shaped head?

Lobster tail without its shell, just like Buster Bluth.

 

[hbquikcomjamesl]

As Martia so succinctly put it, "That was not his knee."

 

[Lord Garth]

I give it two hours.

Anyone else want to place a bet?

 

[CoveTom]

That's not quite what he says.

"Oh, come now! A big, handsome, strapping fellow like you? What can you be afraid of?"

Also, while we can never know for certain, I feel confident in saying that Picard would have no firsthand knowledge of Worf's, er, equipment. I believe he was simply making what you might colloquially call a joke.

 

[1001001]

So we can assume either Worf has stretched out Troi and Jadzei... or that they've handled it

I think we’re going to shut this down, at least for now.