What it really boils down to, I think, is that punters can't score points. Even defensive players and kick returners can, but punters? Maybe we might see a placekicker win MVP one day, but I doubt there's a scenario that would ever allow for a punter to be named Super Bowl MVP.
Enter Mark Moseley, the only placekicker to ever be awarded the AP NFL MVP. Granted, it was in 1982, the year they only played 9 games. He played for the Super Bowl Champion Washington Redskins. He didn't win the Super Bowl MVP, though, which is what this discussion is about anyway.
The top 5 NFL all-time career points scored leaders are all kickers, too.
Save that one for your back-pocket the next time you play Pub Quiz!