Sulu: "I brought a knife to a gun fight! Bahahaha-what? What do you mean, I'll never get into Mensa?"
TOS Caption Contest #182: Sulu-te Your Shorts
- Thread starter Rat Boy
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Sulu: Captain I believe the ship is Cuban.
MIRROR SULU: Everyone...OUT of the Tanning Room...
NOW!!!
SULU: It's only a model.
SULU: It's good you got rid of Captain Kirk. It's real good. And tomorrow's going to be a good day too.
NARRATOR: No comment here, no comment at all. We only wanted to introduce you to one of our very special citizens, little Bitsy Picard, age 6, who lives on a starship called Enterprise in a place that used to be the Federation. And if by some strange chance you should run across her, you had best think only good thoughts. Anything less than that is handled at your own risk, because if you do meet Bitsy you can be sure of one thing: you have entered the Twilight Zone.
^^ LOL! Where'd you find that crouton, Isis?
Thanks--I found it on photobucket. Before I went on, I thought I'd have to cut one out of a salad or something. I couldn't believe it when I found one at the perfect angle to fly through deep space. Wish things were that easy at work.
TAKEI: Alright...
Who here in the Disco lounge ordered three male strippers in TREK costumes?
Sulu: Damn, Carl! It's like a Cheech & Chong movie in here.
MIRROR SULU: Damn.
Their Kirk knew we were coming.
He turned on the "plot-point loophole" strobe light to distract us.
SULU: Their captain calls themself "Rubik," sir.
Shall we raise shields and charge the phaser banks?
Cloud Festus: "Good. When this caption contest started, my wig was brown."
[Actually, no worries re the changeover, Rat Boy. When you get to it, you get to it.
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