TOS Caption Contest #182: Sulu-te Your Shorts

[ItsGreen]

Attention K-Mart shoppers, Blue Light Special,
for the next 30 minutes, all men's pants half off.

-Oh My!

 

[cooleddie74]

MIRROR SULU: I SAID...

Turn off the neon chicken-roaster sign, Doctor!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

CLOUD WILLIAM:

Funny.

Why does it take Ahab sixty chapters to find White Whale?


Seems like total waste of time to me.

 

[Sector 7]

SULU: Captain, can we just go around? I have to be somewhere.
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The bachelor party included disco music from the 1970s.
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CLOUD WILLIAM: Does Yellow Shirted One have ring?
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UHURA: Before I say, "I do." Are you sure you're not really gay, Sulu?

 

[cooleddie74]

CLOUD WILLIAM:

Question.

In E Pleb Neesta, what does it mean..."he who smelt it, dealt it" ?

SULU: Quick.

Let me hold you for a second.


I need to convince at least ONE other guy on this ship I'm really straight.

 

[jep]

Cloud William: "It is written: 'Fire boxes trump rock, paper AND scissors!'"

Sidekick: "Scissors?"



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[Nerys Myk]

CLOUD WILLIAM: Hmmm, she not look like her photo in Face book.

 

[Colonel Green]

CLOUD WILLIAM: I long think that Book of Holies is living document to be read in modern context, but Cloud Festus is strict constructionist.

 

[ItsGreen]

Yabba Dabba Do? Those not Holy Words!

 

[milo bloom]

"So Kirk and Harry turned to Uhura and Hermione-"

Kirk: "Oh for the love of...."

 

[ItsGreen]

^^^

Snape Kills Dumbledore!

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

CUBE: Nice ship.

Who's the gay guy in the gold shirt?

BAILEY: His name is Captain kirk.

Sulu: Oh my!

 

[LeadHead]

Cloud William: Why are there coffee stains on this page?

Cloud Festus: Garibaldi did that. G'Kar never forgave him.

 

[Gary7]

Sulu: "Oh no... not another one of those 'floating head in space' scenes."

 

[Gary7]

Sulu: "It's alien no doubt. But for some strange reason, I find it attractive..."

 

[Gary7]

Sulu: "Captain, it looks like the Borg have assimilated Bose."

 

[Gary7]

Kirk: "I will not be out done!"

 

[Isis]

Sulu: "Sir, I didn't expect to be bombarded with croutons."

Kirk (OS): "Don't play dumb, Mister Sulu. Two hours ago, I had the largest cheese wheel on the ship brought to your station, ordered you to make cheese fondue, and you haven't touched a thing."

Sulu (embarrassed): "Oh my."

 

[Isis]

At their high school reunion, Cloud William and Cloud Festus were quite dismayed that most of their classmates only remotely resembled their yearbook pictures.

 

[Gary7]

^^ LOL! Where'd you find that crouton, Isis?