TOS Caption Contest #182: Sulu-te Your Shorts

[jep]

Chief Cloud Batman: "No, it is written in the Sacred Book that the Evil One's servant is "The Riddler'."

"Holy plot twists, Batma--.... err... Chief Cloud Batman!"



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[LeadHead]

With apologies to LeadHead:

Why with apologies? That's a great entry! It deserves to cross over to both contests!

 

[jep]

Uhura: "If we were in the Mirror Universe, I would gut you like a fish for touching me like this."


Sulu: "Uhura, you have no idea how safe you are with me."



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[jep]

Sulu: "Mr. Spock has orders to kill you, Captain. He will succeed... apparently.
You will also appear to have killed him, after a fierce battle. But first, let's have some show tunes!!!!!"



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[NathanielM]

Sulu: "Okay Okay Jesus Bill, you, Leonard and DeForrest can cut the Saturday night fever DISCO Moves... Bee Gees you ain't! "

Takei: "I am gonna shoot you and take Uhura for my prize when I am Captain of this Alternate reality Enterprise."

Director: CUT Damn it Takei, can't JST do it by the Script please?

Uhura: "I am so horny right now Sulu, take me right now on the table you animal...
Sulu <thinking> Damn it did I leave the iron on in my cabin?

Cloud William: "And the baby bear said to the ma ma bear, someone has been eating my oatmeal and its ALL GONE!"

Tracey (off camera): "I'll have you know that I cheat like there's no tomorrow, Jim. But I don't have any twos... GO FISH!"

Kirk (off camera): "Ah damn it!"

 

[Tribble]

Cloud William: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy says on the topic Earth: "Mostly harmless". So why should we be impressed?

 

[cooleddie74]

CLOUD FESTUS: According to this DIANETICS book, you must now be audited...

CLOUD WILLIAM: Lord Xenu be praised...

 

[cooleddie74]

MIRROR SULU: Alright...

Who turned on the damned STROBE LIGHT?

You will pay for this!!

 

[Mistral]

Sulu wasn't going to let Kirk's awesomeness get in the way this time!

 

[cooleddie74]

CLOUD WILLIAM: "THE STAND..."

You steal the holy words of the King...you will not SPEAK THEM!

 

[cooleddie74]

Production values of the late sixties were frequently complicated by unruly klieg lighting.

And flared trousers.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CLOUD FESTUS: He does look like the unholy one!

CLOUD WILLIAM: Yes, Peter Pan Peanut Butter is an abomination!

 

[LeadHead]

Cloud William: We're on Omega 3, why did they have to print this in English?

 

[cooleddie74]

CLOUD FESTUS: The strangers mock the words of the E Pleb Neesta. I told you we should have just used the Cliffs Notes version.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU: Please. Just this once.

I want to know what it's like...so I can laugh about it all later in my diary.

 

[Rat Boy]

Takei: "So did you hear what Shatner did to Nimoy's bike?"

 

[ItsGreen]

If we kiss it will be the first and perhaps the only
Interratial Asian-African homo-heterosexual one in TV history!
Oh My!

 

[Rat Boy]

Takei: "Please tell me you're not going to put something really crazy on the screen like Abe Lincoln."

Red shirt on right: "Ah crap, it's the captain's awesomeness! We're toast!"

Uhura: "But...but all I said was I wanted to do a naked fan dance. Why would they run away?"

Cloud William: "According to Book of Hollies, Mr. Leslie died during 'Obsession' but kept appearing."

Cloud Festus: "Not know concept of continuity?"

Kirk (off camera): "I'm getting sick of being lectured by a bunch of illiterate cavemen!"

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: What is it Mr. Sulu?

Sulu: I don't know Sir, I can't even tell if this is Remastered or not.

The Tantalus field didn't kill people, it just took them to a soundstage in Hollywood during the late 1960's.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Mirror Uhura os: "Blu-ey?"