Facts About Captain Robau

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  1. Deranged Nasat

    Deranged Nasat Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Robau makes the Other Side come to him. The Other Side doesn't need asking twice, too.
     
    Deranged Nasat, Nov 4, 2009
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  2. barnaclelapse

    barnaclelapse Commodore Commodore

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    Robau smokes indoors in NYC and fears nothing.
     
    barnaclelapse, Nov 4, 2009
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  3. Yeoman Randi

    Yeoman Randi Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Robau smokes in bed and doesn't need a cigarette to do so. ;)
     
    Yeoman Randi, Nov 4, 2009
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  4. Jeri

    Jeri Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Captain Robau doesn't need a light either.
     
    Jeri, Nov 4, 2009
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  5. Nick Ryder

    Nick Ryder Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Robau smokes awesome.
     
    Nick Ryder, Nov 4, 2009
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  6. Islander

    Islander Commodore Commodore

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    You all got it wrong. It is the girl in bed with Robau that smokes. A really, really big cigar...
     
    Islander, Nov 4, 2009
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  7. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Robau doesn't smoke IN bed.

    He smokes beds.
     
    cooleddie74, Nov 4, 2009
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  8. Nick Ryder

    Nick Ryder Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Robaunifornia King Sized bed smokes
     
    Nick Ryder, Nov 4, 2009
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  9. GhostFaceSaint

    GhostFaceSaint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    In Star Trek canon the power of the Q continuum comes from the awesomeness of Captain Robau!:eek:
     
    GhostFaceSaint, Nov 4, 2009
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  10. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Q's answer to no being.

    Except Robau.
     
    cooleddie74, Nov 4, 2009
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  11. EnsignRicky

    EnsignRicky Commodore Commodore

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    Robau likes to sleep with women.

    Right after he has sex with them.
     
    EnsignRicky, Nov 4, 2009
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  12. Aragorn

    Aragorn Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Robau is never hungry because right before his stomach can grumble, a cow senses it and throws herself onto the grill.
     
    Aragorn, Nov 4, 2009
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  13. CaptainStoner

    CaptainStoner Knuckle-dragging TNZ Denizen Admiral

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    Robau answers calls from Starfleet Command with his sunglasses on.
     
    CaptainStoner, Nov 4, 2009
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  14. Aragorn

    Aragorn Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    The sun needs to wear Robau glasses.
     
    Aragorn, Nov 5, 2009
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  15. Hartzilla2007

    Hartzilla2007 Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Captain Robau will rip out your heart and make YOU eat it.
     
    Hartzilla2007, Nov 5, 2009
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  16. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    The first single by Robau-Wow-Wow is called "I Want Badass."
     
    Mr. Laser Beam, Nov 5, 2009
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  17. GhostFaceSaint

    GhostFaceSaint Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    When Ma Ma Robau gave birth to baby Robau she had her husband fixed because she knew that the universe could only contain one!
     
    GhostFaceSaint, Nov 5, 2009
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  18. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    You'll tumble 4 Robau.
    You'll tumble 4 Robau.
    You'll tumble 4 Robau, you'll tumble 4 him.
     
    Mr. Laser Beam, Nov 5, 2009
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  19. Broccoli

    Broccoli Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Robau's future is so bright, the future needs shades.
     
    Broccoli, Nov 5, 2009
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  20. barnaclelapse

    barnaclelapse Commodore Commodore

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    Robau's efforts to download a torrent for the complete second season of Newhart were met with complete and unrelenting success.
     
    barnaclelapse, Nov 5, 2009
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