Movie Caption Contest # 28: Surprise Cameo!

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Rat Boy, Feb 19, 2008.

  1. Rat Boy

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    Another slow week, but we got some fire at the end. First, let's take care of the winners:

    And the Photoshop winners:


    Congratulations everyone. This week, we learn that people can show up at the weirdest times.

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  2. Shatmandu

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    Thanks much for the win! I couldn't have done it without all the TV watching.

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    Dorn, thinking: "Between this and that CHIPs reunion movie, I'll be able to get a new motor for my hot tub."


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    Picard, to himself: "Don't keep me waiting, you dirty bitch ... <sees she's already there> Oh, hello Admiral Janeway! Pleased to see you ..."
     
  3. Rat Boy

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    Colonel Worf (thinking): Why'd I agree to defend Roger Clemens? No, no, stop yelling at the congressman, stop yelling at the congressman!


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    Baird: "Action!"

    Stewart: "Admiral Hepburn...ah crap."

    Baird: "Cut!"

    Mulgrew: "Don't feel bad. Beltran and McNeil kept calling me that for seven years."
     
  4. Shatmandu

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    Dorn: "I hope I don't get typecast."


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    Janeway: "Work the shaft ... That's it ..."
     
  5. Rat Boy

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    Colonel Worf: "Word of warning: Klingon judges frown on doing that in the court."
     
  6. Shatmandu

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    Colonel Worf: "They do sell Diet Romulan Ale, you know?"
     
  7. Kirby

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    Dorn: God I hate all this make-up. Next Generation was one thing, but now this movie, what was I thinking? No more Star Trek for me that's for sure.
    Hey is that Ira Behr waving me over? I wonder what he wants?
     
  8. cooleddie74

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    COLONEL WORF:"Yes.

    I know I look fabulous in this get-up. What's your point, patahk??"



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    JANEWAY:"By the way, Jean-Luc, did you read my Voyager log entry about the Irish holodeck village coming to life? Gay as all get-out, wasn't it?"
     
  9. Kegek

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    Janeway: Ah, Jean Luc. Now, about the requisitons on Bolarus XII...

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    Janeway: ...severe ligituous difficulties with the Aldebarans...

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    Janeway: ...increased imports of Orion opium...

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    Janeway: ...civil strife on Cygnia...

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    Janeway: ...murders of Klingon ballerinas...

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    Janeway: Jean Luc?
    Picard: (sighs) I wish the fabric of spacetime really was being torn asunder by transdimensional fedoras.
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    Janeway: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
     
  10. cooleddie74

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    ANNOUNCER:"Today...on...THE PATAHK'S COURT!"


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    "Admit it, Captain. You've always wanted to jump and roger me nice and good."
     
  11. Candlelight

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    "Did I leave the iron on?"

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    "OK, one astro combo, no upsize. Please warp to the next window for pick up"
     
  12. cooleddie74

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    "...what would Kahless do?"


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    "Fine, Jean-Luc. Whatever. You can borrow my backup wigs, just as long as I get them back in one piece...and without any mysterious stains."
     
  13. Rat Boy

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    Picard: "Crap, a pop-up."
     
  14. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk A Spock and a smile Premium Member

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    You haven't hear the Gettysburg Address until you've heard it in the original Klingon.


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    Crap, there's an All Janeway Channel.
     
  15. scottydog

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    Janeway: "I think I left my blue vibrator next to your monitor."
     
  16. cooleddie74

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    "For my next number, I'd like to do a heartwarming classic from the opera about Kahless eating Molor's still-beating heart in front of him..."


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    PICARD:"Damn.

    Classic rerun station's got another Mrs. Columbo marathon."
     
  17. Candlelight

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    "I wonder what letter this court is brought to us by...?"

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    Picard began to think that Starfleet security briefings were becoming way too dumbed down.
     
  18. scottydog

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    Worf: "Dr. Crusher has dishonored me with this surgical procedure!"

    Picard (off-camera): "But quite necessary, Mr. Worf, if you are to infiltrate the Gorn muppets."


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    Picard: "Report, Mr. Worf."

    Worf: "A moment, Captain. I am learning about the letter O in Gorn."
     
  19. cooleddie74

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    "In Klingon courtroom, gavel bangs YOU!"



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    "Good news, Jean-Luc. One of my former Voyager crewmates is signing aboard the Enterprise. Take it easy on him. He loves the clarinet...and is a total pussy."
     
  20. Candlelight

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    Picard still couldn't find him.