National Tinfoil Hat Day...

Tomorrow is National Tinfoil Hat Day. Show us you're ready, show us your pics..



This years guest speaker L. Ron Hubbard.

shhh... don't tell the aliens


subvertly,

K'riq Sa
Minister of Alien Affairs

 

I can't participate; it will interefere with my daily guidance and intelligence burst from the mothership.

 

I have to pass. I have no shoes to go with that hat.

 

Just file form SD354497 "Notice To Disconnect", with your Supreme Commander, and you should be fine.

disablidginly,

K'riq Sa
Minister of Disable Aliens Abatement

 

I'm gonna be in a microwave oven all day tomorrow. Might be a little gauche, ya know?

 

Zogging bereaucracy. It hasn't been the same since Supreme Overlord Sshlognixx came to power...

 

Just go barefoot, excellent source for a ground, or you can really go full tilt nerd and wrap your feet in news paper.

congressionally,

K'riq Sa
Minister of the Department of Alien Relocation Services

 

If i had coffee i'da spewed it!!!!

 

There's no time like the present, ol' chap. Don't put off today, what you should have done yesterday, and all that...


remarkably,

K'riq Sa
Minister of Alien Intelligence

 

Yes, yes... we all here miss the good old days as well. How is that old targ, the ex-overlord Vader, haven't heard from him since he was reassigned to the Mothership.

acutely,

K'riq Sa
Minister of the Department of Missing and Endangered Aliens

 

Yes Son, sadly, even Toy Robots will need Tinfoil Hats in the Future.



konstantly,

K'riq Sa
Minister of the Department of Alien Repairations

 

Nobody ever realises the tinfoil hats actually work to concentrate the mind-piercing beams. The curvature of the foil acts like a focusing parabolic reflector.

 

National "Tinfoil Hat Day" 2011

National "Tinfoil Hat Day" 2011 is the first attempt at mass disconnect from the Hive mind using an ordinary Tinfoil Hat. We are trying to achieve a maximum number of participants to a achieve a destabilization of the Matrix. Not in the history of human evolution has such a dangerous experiment been attempted, due to the shear loss of life expected to occur from the retaliation of the Grand Overlord. Remember if you see anyone on the street with their Tinfoil Hats out, on and hanging in the breeze for all to see, avoid pointing, or laughing as these peoples very lives may depend on your unsuspecting nonchalantness. People just want to be free. Remember there will be no spectators in the coming Alien Invasion...

impossibly,

K'riq Sa
Minister of the Department of Workplace Security

 

The aliens aren't looking at my thoughts!

 

Tin Foil Hat Cat is protected. They will NEVER read his thoughts.

 

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So I guess they're pretty humped if they were looking to glean any important cheezburger intelligence.

 

Oh yeah, they are utterly screwed as far as that goes.

 

But..but cats ARE the evil overlords! And now you've told them our plans! We're doomed...DOOOOOOOMED!