"Shuttlepod One" Line-by-Line!

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  1. CoveTom

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    Look out, Enterprise forum, here we come!

    We've recently concluded our "Sarek Line-by-Line" thread over in the TNG forum.

    After each completed thread, I'm randomly picking someone who participated to choose the next episode we do. The lucky winner this time around was 5 LeadHead Rings (aka LeadHead)! And LeadHead has chosen "Shuttlepod One" as our next line-by-line adventure!

    For any unfamiliar with our "game," you are asked to post only a single line (defined as one character speaking without interruption by another character) per message. You can post as often as you like, but someone else must post a line in between your posts.

    As before, at the conclusion of this thread, I will pick someone at random from among all the participants to choose the next episode we do.

    Here we go...
     
  2. CoveTom

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    [Shuttlepod]

    REED: The captain said they'd be mapping this asteroid field, but I can't see head nor tails of them.
     
  3. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Trip: Maybe it's another Asteroid Field.
     
  4. leandar

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    Reed: No, this is the one. Two primaries, seventeen planetesimals.
     
  5. LeadHead

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    Trip uses some sort of laser tool to examine circuits

    Trip: Well, they weren't expecting us back for 3 days. Maybe they finished and went off to do something else.
     
  6. leandar

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    Reed: Well, with our sensor array down, we won't know when they get back until we see them. Any luck with the com?
     
  7. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Trip: Dead as a doornail. I don't understand it.
     
  8. leandar

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    Reed: Well, no doubt you'll have your boys take this pod apart piece by piece once it's back in the launch bay.
     
  9. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Trip: I'd be a lot more comfortable having everything in working order by the time Enterprise gets back.
     
  10. leandar

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    Reed: Well, tinker all you like. I've got a copy of Ulysses here. I doubt I'll even be halfway through it by the time the ship gets back.
     
  11. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Trip: I'd rather re-align every micro circuit on this shuttle than try to wade through that baby.
     
  12. leandar

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  13. Captain Robert April

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  14. LeadHead

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  15. leandar

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  16. Vanyel

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  17. KirkPicard

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