Did Sisko use Gillette to shave his head?

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by Evil Ezri, Nov 22, 2009.

  1. Evil Ezri

    Evil Ezri Lieutenant

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    To keep that bold head of Sisko, did Sisko use Gillette to shave his head?
     
  2. TheGodBen

    TheGodBen Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    If he did then I'll need to boycott seasons 4-7, because I'm Irish and we're rather thick like that.


    Now go post that bra size thread! :mad:
     
  3. Evil Ezri

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    What bra size?
     
  4. Kegg

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    It's the future. Sisko used a sonic hair-clipper. Or a quantum convex defilibrator. Anyway, as humans have evolved beyond capitalism Gillette no longer exists as a brand, I'm afraid (but does it still exist as a product? Trek's future cannot be truly utopian if we can't get a bottle of Coke, even if Coca Cola has been liquidated, no?)

    Hm. Replicators that serve Coke or Pepsi, and not one or the other: A sign of utopian progress and perhaps less believable than all racial tensions disappearing.

    Yup. Tell that to Captain Boycott, the luckless schmoe who the Irish decided one day, rather generously, to immortalize his name.
     
  5. lankyknight1990

    lankyknight1990 Ensign Newbie

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    perhaps. But wouldn't it be awesome if he also used Worf's Batleth to Keep in shaven. That would probably piss Worf off (We know how he overreacted when the other klingon was eating with Kayless' Batleth). Man I would love to be a fly on the wall in that meeting!

    Joshua
     
  6. Photon

    Photon Commodore Commodore

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    He used Worf's Dick...it had some sharp doo-lalies on it

    geez. I'm feeding the troll
     
  7. Klaitu

    Klaitu Commodore Commodore

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    Everyone knows Sisko was a real man, and he used a phaser set to wide-angle to vaporize off the extra hair.
     
  8. chakotay_lover

    chakotay_lover Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    ^ hahaha, yea thats good. I think he had himself genetically alterned in order for his hair to not grow back, or monthly injections, just like other injections he was suppose to take...
     
  9. Gil T.Azell

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  10. JoeFromEarth

    JoeFromEarth Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    yes. and then he washed in gillette liquid soap in from of everyone on this board.
     
  11. Lazarus

    Lazarus Fleet Captain

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    Bold heads aren't as good as italic heads...
     
  12. Fencer

    Fencer Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Maybe she meant striking or prominent?

    Or none of this actually matters because it's just Evil Ezri's attempt to bump her post count?
     
  13. Lazarus

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    Well I'm not here to judge, but some of the thread titles!?:confused:

    I've got a grudging admiration for such gems as:

    Would Hooters Run Quark's Out of Business?
    Would Vampires Make DS9 better?
    (The infamous) Was Ezri Dax too flat chested?
    Would O'Brien make a good DS9 pope?
    What if Badda Bing Badda Bang was a strip club?

    and of course...

    Worf's Penis

    :lol:
     
  14. Fencer

    Fencer Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Oh, she's original you've got to give her that but the intent just to spam topics of dubious worth and interest in a desperate attempt to increase her post count isn't, especially considering she's had accounts here before.