Worf's penis

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Deep Space Nine' started by Evil Ezri, Nov 19, 2009.

  1. Evil Ezri

    Evil Ezri Lieutenant

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    GRANTED
     
  2. Praxius

    Praxius Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Wait, didn't you just grant your own request?
     
  3. Kegg

    Kegg Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    What is this doing in the DS9 forum?

    Is it ony interested in the son of Mogh's sex organ when participating in his stay on the formerly Cardassian space station?

    For a more holistic discussion of the topic, particularity the proclivites of said organ during his time on the Enterprise (which resulted in a child - qapla, Klingon seed!) this thread would be better placed in General Trek Discussion.
     
  4. Shatmandu

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    Based on the way they act, Klingon men are hung like ticks.

    The bigger the blowhard, and smaller the microphone.

    Joe, softly
     
  5. TheGodBen

    TheGodBen Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Pics or GTFO.
     
  6. Hofner

    Hofner Commodore Commodore

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    How do you know Klingons have penises?

    Onscreen evidence please.

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  7. rahullak

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    Onscreen evidence? Deanna Troi. I doubt if she would have enjoyed anything less than a full wholesome organ.
     
  8. Alrik

    Alrik Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Don't jump to conclusions. Maybe she just liked the way he used his skull ridges.
     
  9. rahullak

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    I wonder what orifice in the skull ridges secretes Klingon seminal fluid.
     
  10. Hofner

    Hofner Commodore Commodore

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    There was some reason Troi broke off with Worf. Maybe she found out about Klingons the hard way. Or ratherr the non-hard way.

    Robert
     
  11. rahullak

    rahullak Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    This begs the question of how Klingons procreate.
     
  12. Klaitu

    Klaitu Commodore Commodore

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    When everyone de-evolved in that one episode, Worf bit her. maybe the mating practice involves teeth somehow.
     
  13. rahullak

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    Yes, I'm sure Roger Wilco would have researched that. ;)
     
  14. Kegg

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    In some way that's compatible with humans, although it's been consistently implied from TNG S1 right through to DS9 that Klingon procreation is excessively violent.
     
  15. Disillusioned

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    I'd say Jadzia would be a better indication than Troi. Given how much she slept around, she was probably a bit pickier than most. ;)
     
  16. superstring01

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    Obviously Klingons have human-like anatomy. Shit, imagine if it were dog-like. The thought of a Klingon red-rocket doesn't really sit well with me.

    On the same track, is there some unspoken debate about whether Black Klingons have larger penises than--say--the ones with slanty eyes?

    ~String
     
  17. Tom Riley

    Tom Riley Commodore Commodore

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    What about Worf and K'Ehleyr? They had a child. That thing they did when they drew blood from each others hands in the holodeck? ... Was that them procreating or did it happen offscreen? :lol:
     
  18. Klaitu

    Klaitu Commodore Commodore

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    Strangely, I can't get this thread out of my mind.

    I've come to the conclusion that Klingon males have baby-making venom come from their teeth. It explains everything!
     
  19. urbandk

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    That's no thread.
     
  20. Photon

    Photon Commodore Commodore

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    Re: Worf's penis......is Ridged...................

    for Her Pleasure:klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon::klingon:

    Is there a Blood Wine Ceremony when Klingon women get their "fruit" picked:devil::eek::cardie::vulcan::borg:
     
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