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November 3 2009, 09:46 PM
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Lieutenant Junior Grade
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Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
In English class I had to write a haiku, A Japanese lyric verse form having three unrhymed lines of five, seven, and five syllables.Here was mine...
The borg are coming,
Your resistence is futile,
Assimilation.
Does anyone else think they could write a haiku about star trek? 
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I dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and the universe worships the night --Riker 
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November 4 2009, 06:34 AM
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#2
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Lieutenant Commander
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
Janeway kicks Delta
Quadrant ass, so I wouldn't
worry 'bout the Borg.
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Vorik has Pon Farr,
but do not fear, Be'lanna,
here comes Tom Paris!
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Icheb and Wesley
would totally be best friends,
because they are NERDS!
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November 4 2009, 04:14 PM
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#3
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Captain
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
Starship Voyager
Kidnapped by the Caretaker
Stranded by Janeway
It's been seven years.
Temporal Prime Directive?
Screw it, let's go home
Seven babysits
It's time for recreation
Fun will now commence
Playing kadis kot
Children cheat with Borg implants
Nine Alpha for you!
Day of Honor sucked.
Warp core gone, stuck in space, but
Tom Paris loves me!
Harry Kim in lust
Holographic, Borg, or dead?
Questionable taste.
"Admit it, Kathy.
It's been a while." "It will
be a while longer."
Damn, Kashyk is hot.
Too bad he is a liar.
Look! I can lie, too.
Of all the horrors
In the Delta Quadrant, Le-
ola Root is worst.
Hi, my name is Joe.
Jeez, it took you thirty years
to come up with "Joe?"
Last edited by kes7; November 4 2009 at 07:39 PM.
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November 5 2009, 12:33 AM
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Fleet Captain
Location: Tribble Home Planet
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
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Don't look at me - I'm only here for the caption contests . . .
Last edited by oldstredshrtevr; November 5 2009 at 12:36 AM.
Reason: sorry! fat thumbs
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November 5 2009, 12:33 AM
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#5
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Fleet Captain
Location: Tribble Home Planet
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
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Don't look at me - I'm only here for the caption contests . . .
Last edited by oldstredshrtevr; November 5 2009 at 12:35 AM.
Reason: double post - sorry!
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November 5 2009, 12:34 AM
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Fleet Captain
Location: Tribble Home Planet
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
Sleek curves and ample
Nacelles, Warmth in cold Space;
Home away from home.
Trek limericks are fun too but this is a form that deserves a real go!
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Don't look at me - I'm only here for the caption contests . . .
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November 18 2009, 04:15 PM
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#7
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Lieutenant
Location: The majestic rural plains of Northwest Ohio.
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
Join a ship with who?
Janeway, Torres, Kes, and Seven!
Where do I sign up?
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November 18 2009, 04:25 PM
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#8
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Captain
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
Admiral Shran wrote:
Join a ship with who?
Janeway, Torres, Kes, and Seven!
Where do I sign up?
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Too many syllables in the middle line. Drop the "and." 
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November 18 2009, 06:28 PM
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#9
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Commodore
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
Phasers and photon
torpedoes have no effect!
Reroute deflectors!
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Tinker and tenor,
Doctor and spy, he can do
almost anything.
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"Kirk is still a consummate flirt. But he's a workaholic, which is why he never has a sustained relationship."
--Chris Pine, Carol Marcus, and half the galaxy
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November 19 2009, 03:46 AM
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#10
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Lieutenant
Location: The majestic rural plains of Northwest Ohio.
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
The shields are down to
Fourteen percent with only
One hit. What a shock!
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November 19 2009, 03:59 AM
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#11
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Lieutenant
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
Lots of Crew Perish
Still One-fifty crew on board
Where is the Logic?
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November 19 2009, 04:52 AM
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#12
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Captain
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
I love Haiku, and I love Trek. This is fun for me, so I'm going another round.
Slipstream, transwarp, Kes.
So many leaps, yet Barclay
knows just where we are.
Assimilation:
We can totally fix that.
Fear the Borg no more.
I am Seven of
Nine, Tertiary -- Oh, hell.
Just call me Seven.
Hologram, or more?
Subroutines, photons, force fields,
Yet he dreams, sings, loves.
Where the hell are we?
Story of our lives aboard
Starship Voyager.
Technobabble rules!
We can save the universe
With the deflector.
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November 19 2009, 06:59 AM
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#13
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Lieutenant
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
Are you allowed to split sentences across lines in haiku?
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November 19 2009, 01:00 PM
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#14
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Fleet Captain
Location: Sehlat Preservation Society
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
Neelix your nostril
hairs excite my secret bits
Pluck them! Pluck them now!
__________________
"I'm very fond of strawberries.
I didn't realize I'd eaten them as a child."
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7 of 9, "Author, Author"
My blog of Trekful goodness:
http://sphere41.org
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November 19 2009, 01:06 PM
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Captain
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
Emnabtond wrote:
Are you allowed to split sentences across lines in haiku?
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I think so. I've never seen any mention of it in 'the rules.'
teacake wrote:
Neelix your nostril
hairs excite my secret bits
Pluck them! Pluck them now!
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Today, 12:24 AM
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#16
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Lieutenant
Location: The majestic rural plains of Northwest Ohio.
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
Neelix will commit
Suicide, but is quickly stopped.
Oh, why dear Lord, why?
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Today, 01:28 AM
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#17
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Fleet Captain
Location: Sehlat Preservation Society
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
Seven, I love you
Chakotay is a dullard
You can do better!
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"I'm very fond of strawberries.
I didn't realize I'd eaten them as a child."
~~
7 of 9, "Author, Author"
My blog of Trekful goodness:
http://sphere41.org
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Today, 01:31 AM
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#18
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Commodore
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Re: Trek Haiku, Could you write poetry about star trek, I had to.
Oh Salamanders
Makin' babies in a swamp
How 'bout that writing?
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Klaitu,
King of the Nerds,
Lord of Abandonware,
Swashbuckling Space-Hero.
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