Movie Caption Contest #116: Date Night

[Alrik]

Riker: "Mustache rides, three for a dollar."

Troi: "Wil. Grow up."

[Sovay]

USS Bones wrote:

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Kirk: "Nice earrings, when does Pat from Eastenders want them back?"
Come on, someone here must get it. Anyone?

You can't grow up in england and not

[USS Bones]

Yay, another Brit. I vote we recanonise ships as HMS Enterprise and have Judi Dench as the new computer voice.

[Sovay]

USS Bones wrote:

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Yay, another Brit. I vote we recanonise ships as HMS Enterprise and have Judi Dench as the new computer voice.

I am sooo painting HMS Enterprise on my new model, haha!

[T'Girl]

Picard: "Klingons declocking, beat to quarters Mr. Riker."


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[cooleddie74]

DEANNA:"You best behave, Will.

Remember...I still have diarrhea from that replicator mishap last weekend."

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"You know...for a cousin-humping backwards cracker from the middle of nowhere you are CUTE."

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Means you've got a talented tongue.

Uhura: (Furious) Okay! Who's telling Barflies about my tongue?

(Half of the bar raises their hands)

[LeadHead]

Deanna: What are you doing here?

Riker: We're in the movies now, so Picard is the only one who gets to have romantic plots. So it's me or no one.

[T'Girl]

LeadHead wrote:

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Kirk: Means you've got a talented tongue.

Uhura: "No, it means I'm a cunning linguist. Don't catch on too quick do you?"

[Candlelight]

"Please tell me you're a farm animal, this bar isn't filled with my kind of, er, 'people'..."

[Daneel]

RIKER: "Well, if I'm going to be here a while, I suppose I should tell you: your ceiling is hideous."

TROI: "Word to the wise, Will? Neelix quotes aren't going to get you into my bed any faster."

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "Him? Oh, he's for if your photon torpedo has a proximity fuse again."