TOS Caption Contest #85 - Shuttle Trouble

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  1. The Squire of Gothos

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  2. Outpost4

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    :confused: What are you guys talking about? They both have pendants. Big yellow ones, right next to the door.

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    EDIT: I've had this picture on my hard drive for years but I never really looked at it before. It could well be in next week's caption contest. :p
     
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  3. Shatmandu

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  8. Outpost4

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    Maybe we won't wait until next week. :D

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  9. Rat Boy

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  10. Michael

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    No idea for a caption, just an association I had.

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    Checkov: Now. You're looking at now sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
    McCoy: What happened to the Horta episode? And the Galileo Seven?
    Checkov: We passed then.
    McCoy: When?
    Checkov: Just now. We're at the space hippies now.
    McCoy: Go back to then!
    Checkov: When?
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    Checkov: Your hands covered in green?
    McCoy: My hands covered in green!
    Checkov: I can't.
    McCoy: Why?
    Checkov: We missed it.
    McCoy: When?
    Checkov: Just now.
    McCoy: When will Contest #86 be now?
    Checkov: Soon.
    McCoy: How soon?
     
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