Trek XI Caption Contest #4: Trailer Hitch

The wait is over. Now that we have actual non-shaky cam (therefore kosher with our apostrophed moderators), let's begin the next Caption Contest. First off, let's take care of...



For the picture of young Kirk explaining to young McCoy that there's no chance in hell they'd ever end up in a place like Rura Penthe, our winner is:

A special award for the dual pic of the Enterprise and picture number one:

Finally, for the Photoshops:

Well, that's that. Congrats to our winners and here's the updated tally:

Nerys Myk - 2
M'Sharak - 1
Herkimer Jitty - 1
seigezunt - 1
Amasov - 1
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Kirby - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
The Squire of Gothos - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
middyseafort - 1
Plum - 1

Now on to our next contest so certain people will stop PM'ing me about it. These are taken straight from the 480p trailer and to celebrate, we're doing four pictures this week. Our first pic is of young Kirk wondering if he can file a complaint about the Enterprise blocking his view into the dorm at the all-women college. The second is of Sarek politely asking Amanda if she paid for her new wardrobe. The third is of Chekov hoping that run-in with the big dude that just got thawed out of suspended animation won't come back and bite him in the ass some day. Our final one is of Scotty, apparently fresh from a dip in Loch Ness. Enjoy:

 

Kirk: "I wonder if these guys figured out how to get this tub into orbit."



Sarek: "You're never going to believe what I just saw in the backyard. A shirtless William Shatner fighting a guy in an alligator costume."



Chekov: "I vonder vhat this one does."

Khan: "Who turned off the hot water?! I never forget a face!"



Scotty: "Why's everyone assume I put the cherrybomb in the latrine?"

 

Thank you for shopping at Apple iStore. Would you like me to print your receipt or email it directly to you?



It had taken him years and sucked the life out of him, but finally Christo's installation of giant hair driers would be finished. Finished! And then, the world would know his genius.



Did I just see Bill S. Preston, esquire and Ted Theodore Logan hurtled to their deaths by evil android duplicates? Excellent. Most excellent.

 

Thanks for the win

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D'oh, beaten to it by Ratboy, great minds and all that...

 

Star Trip - Me, Myself & XI



Kirk (thinking) - Someday, baby, someday.

Hum, why are they putting a swimming pool by engineering ?



Amanda - Dear, why is our home near Vasques Rocks again ?

Sarek - Tradition..... Traaaaaaaaadiiiiiiiitioooooon..... Tradition




Checkov - So if the camera is tilting how come we're not falling out of our chairs right now ?

Uhura - Don't sweat it, the fans will think of a reason around it, they allways do.



Scotty - Okay, who's bright idea was it to put a swimming pool right by engineering ?

 

Thanks for the win!



Tonight on Build It Bigger, I help put the finishing touches on the starship Enterprise...




Amanda: Don't raise that right eyebrow at me, Mister. This is your son, deal with it.



The makers of the latest Star Trek movie drew their inspiration from a variety of sources, including the Peter Pan comic book/record adventures. Thus making Uhura a white man and Sulu a black woman.

 

Angry ENT fans confront Scotty over what happened to Porthos.

 

"This looks nothing like the plans for my new condo. That builder is so fired"



"Are you gonna lie here all day? My dinner won't make itself you know"



"Can you believe all this plastic?"
"I know, this button was originally Michael Jackson's nose"



"Look, for the last time, I have no experience in fighting zombies, I have never been a cop, I don't know what a big train is AND FOR FECK SAKE STOP CALLING ME SHAUN!"

 

Kirk: "And they parked it over the white line. Idiots."

 

Kirk: "Funny, I thought it would look different some how."



Amanda (sweetly): "Do we have to live in the desert?"



Chekov: "Can I Twitter on this?"



Scotty: "Have I been drinking?... "

ncc71877

 

What the f--?! Aw, goddammit, I told them the fans were gonna tear it to shreds!





Sarek: Sybok? Who's that?
Amanda: Oh, he's just this guy... you might want to avoid his calls for a couple of years.




Hair samples, Chekov... blood samples Checkov... skin samples Checkov... if I get old enough, I'm going to run out of samples.




Scotty: It's... uh... it's... it's green.
Kirk <looking down>: Yes, I can see that.

 

Sarek- Sorry but i'm going to laser off my " I love Winona tattoo"



Chekov always kept a roll of duct tape next to him to shut Kirk up





Tennant- You Git! your stealing my wide eyed wide mouth trademark!

 

SAREK: Don't lie to me. I know you stole my Dark Shadows DVDs. Who else around here has theft on their criminal record?

 

"It's only a model"
"Shhhhh!"

 

Kirk: "I'm such a loser. Everything I touch I seem to destroy. I'll probably end up destroying this ship too"

Irony Police: "I'm sorry, stop that, that's too much of an obvious reference. Pick another one."

Kirk: "Er... I should stay away from flashing ribbons of light in the sky-"

Irony Police: "No, try again"

Kirk: "Stay away from whales or I might end up like one?"

Irony Police: "That'll do"

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: "There's unusual concentration of Federation ships over there, R4."

 

Kirk: Whoa... dude... I mean whoa.....



Sarek: "Jesus, woman, don't you earthlings ever change a diaper?"



Chekov: "No one vill no that I am vacking under the console."



Scotty: "Water? It's called scotch ya dumbarse."

 

KIRK:"HEY.

WAIT.

I wanted a huge-ass racing stripe and devil faces painted down both sides!"



SAREK:"Your performance in BEETLEJUICE was most transcendent...and how you handled the entities? Most logical."



CHEKOV:"Uh-oh!

Looks like I picked de wrong veek to style my hair in spit curls!"



SCOTTY:"What the borgas frat are you talkin' about, lad?

ZOMBIES?

There's no bloody such thing as zombies."

 

SAREK:"Would this be a most inopportune time to inform you that my great-grandfather was part amorphous humanoid blob?"