VOY Story - Five Words at a Time

have been the galaxies greatest

 

Dying Swan ballerina in history

 

but my parents mistook my

 

natural grace for a warrior's

 

blood lust and enrolled me

 

in Section 31, which required my

 

SAT and seventeen handbound copies

 

of the Book of G'Quan

 

which I hilariously replaced with

 

my own erotic fan fiction

 

which got sent to all

 

the Pakleds who worship me

 

they were so aroused that

 

billions of baby Pakleds Harry's

 

sending to the orphanage on

 

Squeef 7, didn't get delivered

 

causing a galactic shortage and

 

an unpleasant smell in the

 

Alpha Quadrant. Janeway killed Harry for

 

purposes of restocking Neelix's supply