The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

a most delightful way to unwind

 

after a long day inverting the

 

polarity of the warp gobbledygook mumbo-jumbotron

 

"Fancy dress tomorrow!" declared Neelix

 

"You're in the wrong story." insisted

 

Saavik, though she found him fascinating

 

and secretly wanted to touch his

 

mane.

"I'm Worf dressed as Neelix!

 

"
Saavik suddenly felt unusually nauseous, but

 

stepped away from Kirk's aftershave

 

before being completely overwhelmed by it

 

but not before tasting it when

 

she licked Kirk's shoulder.

"Lieutenant! I

 

want you to continue until I

 

am cleansed for the joining. I

 

require you to gently and tenderly

 

wash my mouth with soap until

 

my coffee breath is completely undetectable

 

and my breath smells so nice

 

I won't be able to resist