Science Fiction inside the Star Trek universe

I remember from 1989 to 1994, there was a short-lived parody book series based on the franchise as a whole, humorously titled Star Wreck. Here's some of the character breakdowns...

• Captain James T. Smirk, the elder statesman of Starfreak Command.
• Captain Jean-Lucy Ricardo, leading officer of the Starship Endocrine.
• Mr. Smock, the crew's resident scientist who discovers that life-giving substance -- yogurt!
• Counselor Dee Troit, object of Captain Smirk's advances.
• Westerley Flusher, child prodigy and cosmic Twinkie addict.

• Commander Bungeeman Crisco, Dodo, Major Vera Obese, Lieutenant Jazzy Fax, & Dr. Julio Brassiere, all inhabitants of the space station Geek Space Nine.

 

As I recall, a Star Freak ship not only had a saucer section, but also a cup section.

 

I made a crap version of that back in the day. I need to remake it proper sometime.

 

What about the teaspoon, or the tea bag?